Check out CNNSI.com’s homepage graphic for the World Series:

Go, Rally Monkey, go!

This bumper-sticker, seen in rural New York state, speaks for itself. :)

Funny ad for a recent fraternity party on campus.

Check out the captions…

This was the top story on Netscape Mail’s “news” page for at least several hours…

“I can’t answer a speculative question about a hypothetical situation that doesn’t exist.” –White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer

“Congratulations to George W. Bush. Today, the Supreme Court declared him the winner of last night’s All-Star Game.” –David Letterman

Scientists have discovered two new species of monkeys in Brazil’s central Amazon, according to the Associated Press. Both types of monkeys are about the size of cats.

Above: Callicebus stephennashi. Below: Callicebus bernhardi.

“This once again demonstrates how little we know about biodiversity,” said Russell Mittermeier, president of Conservation International. “These are the 37th and 38th new primate species described since 1990.”

Mittermeier was also reportedly heard to comment that “monkeys are cool.” (Okay, maybe he didn’t say that. But they are!)

This monkey, meanwhile, does not belong to a newly discovered species:

David Letterman on the D.C. airplane scare: “Boy oh boy, yesterday an airplane flew into restricted air space over Washington, and they had to evacuate the White House. I know you folks know all about this, I’m just letting the FBI know.”

David Letterman on the World Cup: “Of course, in soccer, you can use your head, and you can use your feet, but you’re not allowed to use your hands. And, coincidentally, that’s President Clinton’s technical definition of sex.”

Conan O’Brien on Vanna White’s divorce: “She said, ‘There’s no romance left in our relationship. He hasn’t bought me a vowel in years.’”

The Onion’s top story this week:

A possible future “Celebrity Boxing” match on Fox: the Shoe Bomber vs. the Dirty Bomber?