Here’s a really funny article about the Rally Monkey’s contract negotiations.

Meanwhile, it looks like the Angels are going to need him tonight. 2-0 Giants in the first inning, bases loaded.

Just kidding…

This bumper-sticker, seen in rural New York state, speaks for itself. :)

Funny ad for a recent fraternity party on campus.

Check out the captions…

This was the top story on Netscape Mail’s “news” page for at least several hours…

“I can’t answer a speculative question about a hypothetical situation that doesn’t exist.” –White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer

“Congratulations to George W. Bush. Today, the Supreme Court declared him the winner of last night’s All-Star Game.” –David Letterman

David Letterman on the D.C. airplane scare: “Boy oh boy, yesterday an airplane flew into restricted air space over Washington, and they had to evacuate the White House. I know you folks know all about this, I’m just letting the FBI know.”

David Letterman on the World Cup: “Of course, in soccer, you can use your head, and you can use your feet, but you’re not allowed to use your hands. And, coincidentally, that’s President Clinton’s technical definition of sex.”

Conan O’Brien on Vanna White’s divorce: “She said, ‘There’s no romance left in our relationship. He hasn’t bought me a vowel in years.’”

The Onion’s top story this week:

A possible future “Celebrity Boxing” match on Fox: the Shoe Bomber vs. the Dirty Bomber?