In order to ensure that there won’t be any more shenanigans involving pictures of other cats, I’ll be handling the Friday catblogging duties this week. I’ll consider letting Brendan take over again next week, if he’s good between now and then, and only takes pictures of us!
Anyway… this week’s first picture shows me and my sisters in our “kitty apartment” (as Brendan and Becky call it):
Aww, aren’t we precious? Yeah, that’s right, shower us with affection and love! Flattery will get you everywhere!
As you can see, when this picture was taken, I was sound asleep on the bottom floor of the apartment, while Toby was snoozing on the top floor. In the middle, Butter was sniffing Toby’s ears or something. A few seconds later, Butter jumped out of the apartment and woke me up… the little brat!
Okay, on to the next picture. This is me, deliberately defeating the purpose of Brendan’s newly purchased iSkin by sticking my foot directly on his precious keyboard and getting my hair all over it:
MUAHAHAHA!!! Revenge is mine!!!
Toby, Butter and I were shocked and appalled this evening to learn that our human Brendan had the nerve to publish a “Friday catblogging” post that “stars” other cats!!!
I took this picture of Butter looking extremely cranky (and rightfully so!) while reading the post:
We don’t normally waste our precious time visiting this silly human blog, but earlier tonight, Butter was in the midst of surfing for kitty porn (she only looks sweet and innocent!) when Toby walked in. Because Toby’s a bit of a prude, Butter wanted to hide the evidence that she had just been looking at hotpussies.com, so she quickly switched over to the first “clean” (i.e., boring) website that came to mind: brendanloy.com. And what did she find, but this nonsense! Tabby? Froggy? Ugmo? Who are these cats, and why are our pet humans visiting them? And worse yet, why are they blogging about them, when they should be blogging about us!?! Oh, the felinity!!!
Toby says she met these cats once upon a time, back when she lived in some distant land she calls “Buffalo,” and she says they were little bit**es. (Toby says I’m not supposed to swear on the blog. Whatever.) Butter and I have never met them, but just from looking at the pictures, we can tell that they are vastly inferior to us in every conceivable way, especially in terms of cuteness. Yet Brendan says “Aww”! Aww?! Harumph! That word is supposed to be exclusively reserved for describing us! It’s bad enough that he and Becky sometimes say “Aww” to the dog (the DOG!!!); now they’re saying it about other people’s cats, too?!? Ugh!!!
Needless to say, we’re all extremely cranky about this. Brendan was right about one thing: he said Toby, Butter and I are “having a grand old time tearing up [the] furniture, no doubt.” Heck yeah! You can bet that the furniture will be in tatters by the time they get home. We are also considering whether this is the proper moment to implement Operation Fish Fillet, which has been in the planning stages for months now. That tang is looking mighty tasty… muahahaha.
And we’re still brainstorming other diabolical ways to demonstrate our displeasure. We’ll show them!!! Blogging about other cats… SHEESH! Don’t they know the first cat-mandment? “Thou shalt have no other cats before us.” Yup, you can bet they won’t be happy when they come back to “their” apartment. (It’s really our apartment, but don’t tell the humans that. They like to think it’s theirs, which is sort of cute.)
Anyway, I just wanted to set the record straight: this is the real “Friday catblogging” post, not that other piece of cr*p. And Becky and Brendan, if you’re reading this… HISS!!! HISSSS!!!!!!