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Idiot drives bus into bridge
Posted by on Friday, April 18, 2008 at 8:23 am

Maybe dashboard GPS devices should come with a warning label that reads, "You still have to look at the road, dumbass":

The driver of the bus carrying the Garfield High School girls softball
team that hit a brick and concrete footbridge was using a GPS
navigation system that routed the tall bus under the 9-foot bridge, the
charter company’s president said Thursday.

Steve Abegg, president of Journey Lines in Lynnwood, said the
off-the-shelf navigation unit had settings for car, motorcycle, bus or
truck.

Although the unit was set for a bus, it chose a route through [Seattle’s] Washington Park Arboretum that did not provide enough clearance for the
nearly 12-foot-high vehicle, Abegg said. The driver told police he did
not see
the flashing lights or yellow sign posting the bridge height.

"We haven’t really had serious problems with anything, but here it’s
presented a problem
that we didn’t consider," Abegg said of the GPS
unit. "We just thought it would be a safe route because, why else would
they have a selection for a bus?"

"It" presented a problem? The GPS unit is the problem? Really?!

Well anyway, no one was seriously hurt, thank God. And, having said that: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Said Garmin spokesman Ted Gartner: "The bigger comment here is that drivers always need to obey all the rules of the road at all times. Stoplights aren’t in our databases, either, but you’re still expected to stop for stoplights." LOL!

The best part about this is, it wasn’t even close. Remember the truck that six inches too tall for the Lincoln Tunnel? Well, at least that was only six inches. This bus was three feet too tall to fit under the bridge! Here’s the photo evidence:

A local RV seller is quoted in the P-I story as saying, "If this guy was a professional driver, he should have known his bus
was 12 feet high and couldn’t fit into a 9-foot box." A professional driver?? If this guy was a trained monkey, he should have known that! It doesn’t exactly take a genius to realize, as you’re approaching a bridge, that the vehicle you’re driving is way, way too tall to clear the bridge.

The Seattle Times has more, including word that the bridge wasn’t structurally damaged. The Times also mentions that, on top of everything else, the softball team lost the game it was returning from, 10-0. Oh, and they give the driver’s name, Brad Adams. I actually kind of feel bad for the guy. He must be so freakin’ embarrassed. Not to mention prayerfully hoping that none of those softball players develop injuries that would make for a good claim of damages in a negligence lawsuit…

(Hat tip: David K.)




8 Comments on “Idiot drives bus into bridge”

  1. B. Minich Says:

    Unrelated, but Howard Dean is mad and won’t take the waffling any more!

    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/04/18/dean-i-need-a-decision-now/

    YAHHGGGHH!!!!

    (A bit ironic coming from Mister “We’re going to South Dakota and North Dakota, and Washington, and Michigan!!!!”)

  2. Brendan Loy Says:

    I’m not so sure it’s “unrelated.” This Democratic presidential contest has recently felt kind of similar to driving a bus into a bridge.

  3. Angrier and Angrier Says:

    I thought this stuff only happened on TV…

    youtube.com/watch?v=A1Kp8hIrCA8

  4. JT Says:

    This from a guy that tried to jump over a tennis net despite the obvious fact that he’s an awkward white guy with no ups.

  5. Brendan Loy Says:

    LOL. Touche.

  6. Aaron Says:

    That “stoplights” line from Gartner really is very good.

  7. Condor Says:

    Surely there are safer ways to acquire a convertible.

  8. Alasdair Says:

    A bus company spoeksman has denied that his company issued a statement to the effect that “It is completely untrue that, due to circumcision beyond our driver’s control, our 12 foot erect bus was reduced to a 9 foot erect bus.” …


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