Get the hell out… of England?

They say that in ‘artford, ‘ereford, and ‘ampshire, ‘urricanes ‘ardly hever ‘appen. However, in Norfolk, Suffolk, Kent, Essex, North Yorks and Lincs, they’re preparing for a wicked storm surge. Prime Minister Gordon Brown has called an emergency Cobra meeting to address the situation, which could turn life-threatening. (Hat tip: Peter Evans.)

4 Responses to “Get the hell out… of England?”

  1. David K. says:

    A Cobra meeting?? Quick someone call G.I. Joe!

  2. B. Minich says:

    I want to be on the Cobra committee! I mean . . . that just sounds SO COOL!

  3. Peter Evans says:

    I’ve heard that Downing Street flips upside down to reveal a giant command centre with spring-powered ‘action missile’ launchers, a big radar dish and a garage full of hi-tech battle-mechs. The post boxes turn into machine gun turrets, natch.

    “Cabinet of Power, assemble!”



    Seriously though, this could be a grim situation. It’s happened before in the 50’s. Here’s hoping it doesn’t, as nothing ever happens in England aside from alien invasions, and we have the Doctor to save us from those. At 980mb low pressure in the North Sea, combined with high tide and the tidal surge, it could be messy though. I’ll keep you posted from this side of the pond!

  4. Soren says:

    LOL! Re: the Cockney accent. Guess those wee queer folk north o’ the border are jist lucky that the water isnae going tae rise o’er their heeds, right?