CNN Breaking News

Legendary motorcycle stuntman Evel Knievel died Friday, according to evelknievel.com

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  1. Sandy Underpants says:

    I’m so glad he made amends with Kanye West just before passing.

  2. Leanna Loomer says:

    I’m kind of surprised he lasted 69 years.

  3. Mad Max, Esquire says:

    He was only 69? He looked 90. I guess breaking every bone in your body and rotting your liver out with booze will do that to you.

    Farewell, Evel. Pretty much anyone now in their 40s grew up thinking you were a hero. How wrong we all were.