Happy Halloween!

"Trick or treat!"

"Give me some f***ing candy or I’ll shoot you in the face!"

UPDATE: Here’s a far less scary jack-o-lantern… well, unless you’re a Rockies or Yankees fan:

More Red Sox pumpkins here.

By the way, credit for the Cheney pumpkin (Dick-o-Lantern?) goes to Bill Z Bubb. (Hat tip: Phillip Torrone.)

3 Responses to “Happy Halloween!”

  1. Angrier and Angrier says:

    The fucker is even spying on me from pumpkins now.

  2. Anonymous says:

    “Dick Cheney went hunting over the weekend… I didn’t even know it was lawyer season yet.”

    -Jay Leno, 10/29/07

  3. Dick Cheney says:

    Yes, Angrier and Angrier, I was spying on you. Please stop touching yourself.