Russia to claim North Pole

If only they would send Putin there, and leave him.

4 Responses to “Russia to claim North Pole”

  1. Mad Max, Esquire says:

    Breaking News!

    A span of I-35 crossing the Mississippi River in Minneapolis
    collapsed into the river during rush hour about an hour ago.
    Lots of cars went in, according to news reports…

  2. Mad Max, Esquire says:

    Here’s video of the accident…

  3. Sandy Underpants says:

    They can have the North Pole, we’ll have the freakin whole Middle East by the end of the next decade.

  4. Anonymous says:

    How can you say that about Putin?