What’s better than a lap dance at a strip club? A lap dance at a strip club that you pay for with a counterfeit $100.
What’s really sad is that you can’t even get a REAL lap dance in Nashville, due to the city’s fairly onerous Sexually Oriented Businesses ordinances. They require a no-touching, 3 foot separation from dancers and patrons at all times. Kinda hard to get an actual “lap” dance that way, I’d suspect.
How would I know about this, you might ask. Well, I just got back from a Continuing Legal Education seminar in Nashville, and well…I picked up a copy of the local alt-weekly while I was there, and they had a pretty scathing article about the whole thing.
p.s. Is the alternate title to this post too crude?
August 26th, 2007 at 3:06:03 am
Seattle had a similar 4-foot ordinance that was overturned by initiative. I wonder what sentence this horny gentleman is looking at.
August 26th, 2007 at 9:34:38 pm
Why don’t the strippers just use three-foot long prosthetic asses?