CNN Breaking News

NFL star Michael Vick will plead guilty to federal conspiracy charges involving illegal dogfighting, one of his attorneys confirms to CNN.

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11 Responses to “CNN Breaking News”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Ron Mexico

  2. Marty West says:

    hahahaha @ anon.

  3. Angrier and Angrier says:

    And here I thought Marcus was the black sheep.

  4. OJ Simpson says:

    I wouldn’t wish this on a dead dog.

  5. David K. says:

    Vick is the real animal, the things he and his conspirators did to those animals is monstrous and inexcusable. I wish they’d lock him up for a long long time, i think it highly likely he won’t be any less sadistic when he gets out of prison.

  6. alphadog says:

    I totally agree with David. I hope someone in prison abuses him and inflicts the pain he did on those dogs.

  7. dcl says:

    @ Alasdair… Huh?

  8. Mad Max, Esquire says:

    WWJD = What Would Jesus Do?

    Forgive Vick? Or would Jesus drown dogs. Not sure I get Alasdair’s point.

  9. Mad Max, Esquire says:

    As for Vick’s punishment, I think a fitting one would be to tie a steak around his neck and throw him in a cage with the surviving dogs from his property. I don’t know if Jesus would do it, but the Old Testament God would get a kick out of it.

  10. dcl says:

    Oh, is that like the “let he who is without sin cast the first throw” thing? In which case modern textual criticism shows that wasn’t actually in the bible until some time long after it was first written.