Ok, so well it’s his son, Al Gore III, not the former veep, but I had to do something to get your attention, didn’t I?
Early this morning, the Gore the Younger was arrested while speeding at approximately 100 miles per hour.
He was found in possession of marijuana, Xanax, Vicodin, Valium, and Adderrall, and had no prescription for any of the drugs.
The real story in this is that he was going that fast in a freaking Toyota Prius. “Hey, I was going too fast, and I had a bunch of drugs I wasn’t supposed to have, but I was saving the environment.”
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July 4th, 2007 at 2:48:04 pm
A Prius does 100 mph? How strong a rubber band do you need?
July 4th, 2007 at 3:36:53 pm
You just have to hook electrodes up to the junk of the hamsters in the wheel under the hood.
July 4th, 2007 at 4:08:30 pm
Pedal faster, that’s what I say.
July 4th, 2007 at 4:17:14 pm
Dude, I see crazy Prius drivers all the time on the LA freeways. It’s amazing what smug clouds can do.
July 4th, 2007 at 4:51:42 pm
Not to mention smog clouds. Enjoy your shitty air!
July 5th, 2007 at 9:22:20 pm
Contrary to your shitty perception, Briandot, the air ain’t bad here in So Cal — go look at the map. And compare to your region. The worst of the LA smog is actually a hundred miles inland, where the prevailing winds blow the smog up against the mountains. Meanwhile, air quality is worse in agricultural regions than along the coast(see: Central Valley, CA), and the air quality over the much more heavily populated northeastern U.S. is hardly much better than what we have in So Cal. So, Briandot, when you have a chance, maybe you’d like to emerge briefly from your own smug cloud and observe the facts and data.
July 5th, 2007 at 10:40:47 pm
Andrew - was Briandot in a smog cloud ? Or was he being a smug clod ?
July 5th, 2007 at 11:55:07 pm
I do trust the legal system will take care of this situation yes no?
July 9th, 2007 at 8:12:13 pm
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