Ok, so well it’s his son, Al Gore III, not the former veep, but I had to do something to get your attention, didn’t I?
Early this morning, the Gore the Younger was arrested while speeding at approximately 100 miles per hour.
He was found in possession of marijuana, Xanax, Vicodin, Valium, and Adderrall, and had no prescription for any of the drugs.
The real story in this is that he was going that fast in a freaking Toyota Prius. “Hey, I was going too fast, and I had a bunch of drugs I wasn’t supposed to have, but I was saving the environment.”