Casey, describing his 4th of July party: “Maybe 30-40 people showed up. The best thing is that everyone brought beer, but very few people drank beer (I always serve copious wine at parties). As a result, I estimate that I presently control 26% of the worldÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s beer supply.”
On a far more somber note, it’s the second anniversary of the 7/7 bombings in London.
Margie Kieper says National Hurricane Center director Bill Proenza is likely to resign soon.
Pink-pistol-toting, heterosexual-hating lesbian gangs terrorizing America? Bill O’Reilly is on the case — and by “case,” of course I mean “nonexistent bunch of baloney made up by a Fox News ‘expert’ who doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about.” (Hat tip: Becky, via Fark.)
P.S. As long as I’m blogging about ridiculous nonsense on Fox News… remember my firmly tongue-in-cheek post about how “if we adopt nationalized health care, the terrorists will win” because the U.K.’s National Health Service “breeds terrorists”? Well, Fox’s Neil Cavuto had a guest on his show yesterday who actually argued that! With a straight face!
In case you’re looking for new things to worry about, here’s a list of eight ways life on Earth could end in the 21st century.
Decepticons are not specifically mentioned, but “Robots Take Over The World” is #5 on the list. Such an event would, on top of everything else, exacerbate the health-care crisis, since robots eat old people’s medicine for fuel.
What’s better than killing a high-ranking terrorist in Iraq? Killing him twice!