Dick Cheney is a sex offender

At least, that’s what Fox 28 seems to be telling us:

Heh. Damn that liberal media!

In other Cheney-related news, I absolutely love this photo:

You know, if I had a choice between a registered sex offender living across the street, and that guy living across the street… it might be a close call…

10 Responses to “Dick Cheney is a sex offender”

  1. Angrier and Angrier says:

    “Sex” isn’t a word I think of when I look at Dick Cheney.

  2. ceiliazul says:

    It wouldn’t be a close call if you had kids. Old people make fierce allies if the kids are threatened.

    If I had a sex offender down the street, I would *request* that a “that guy” move in next door and strike that pose in the window facing the sex offender.

  3. Brendan Loy says:

    You’re forgetting that Dick Cheney eats children for breakfast.

  4. ceiliazul says:

    …and shoots lawyers. The benefits outweigh the costs.

  5. Brendan Loy says:

    Thus leaving Becky widowed and childless? Harumph! ;)

  6. ceiliazul says:

    Ah, I forgot my audience. Sorry about that. I’ll take the geezer, you take the stalker.

  7. Brendan Loy says:

    Heh.

    I don’t mind geezers generally, you know. It’s just that it’s Dick Cheney… :)

  8. David K. says:

    Funniest thing all day

  9. ScottF says:

    Look, his lips are slightly parted. Isn’t that the tell-tale sign he’s about to lie? :-)

  10. Alasdair says:

    Brendan – are you telling us you haven’t gone the modern techno-geek route of having some samples of your little swimmers frozen, just cuz you can ?