CNN Breaking News

A Florida court rejects an appeal by Anna Nicole Smith’s mother to overturn a ruling that allows her daughter to be buried in the Bahamas.

Visit CNN for the latest.

6 Responses to “CNN Breaking News”

  1. Angrier and Angrier says:

    Like my rotten body?

    Time to bury the chick.

  2. Angrier and Angrier says:

    Maggot 1: How’d you get so slim?

    Maggot 2: TrimSpa, baby!

  3. Brendan Loy says:

    “You’ll bury me in the Bahamas over my dead body! Oh, wait…”

    [/sorry]

  4. Wobbly H says:

    To be crass, I would wager that the funeral home had quite a struggle hiding that charming dead body smell.

  5. Angrier and Angrier says:

    I heard they were racing to get this done so that they could have an open casket. Eeek.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Good call, Wobbly.