Assuming for a second that the whizbang detectives unearth Howard Stern’s nefarious part in this plot, here will be the final scorecard on this sorrowful tale:
Howard Stern: rotting in prison Anna Nicole: dead Anna’s son: dead Anna’s daughter: sad and lonely The oilman’s heirs: possessing the money they always expected to get.
The oilman: lived some fantasies on the back end of life that you and I could only dream of at the height of our powers.
One winner in this sorry, sad tale, my friends - the old, rich guy.
Actually not even the oilman won on this, as he was impotent. Yes, he could only use his hoo-ha to make decisions with and nothing else, Which is truly the biggest tragedy of all.
Well, if you want conspiracy theories, the son of the oil man who sued Smith died a year or so ago of natural causes. He was in his 50s. His father died in his 90s. Hmmmmm.
It is hard for me to phantom what a long term negative impact this tragedy will have on DanielleLynn. She is an innocent victim in this whole screenplay that I term Blond Ambition Turned Bad. It is with hope that the courts will reconcile who the paternity belongs to and that Anna’s baby will be raised in a loving, caring home without excess scrutiny and invasion from the media.
I guess this is all contingent upon who the father is as if she is the Prince’s daughter- it will be impossible to escape the paparazzi and frenzy of it all. I truly wish the best for that adorable little girl and hope that whoever the bio-dad is, will marry a wonderful woman who will love her as her own.
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February 8th, 2007 at 4:08:00 pm
TRIMSPA BABYYYYYY!!!!
February 8th, 2007 at 4:15:34 pm
Poor daughter who is six months old, no mother, no older brother, and two guys claiming to be the father.
Tragic.
February 8th, 2007 at 4:17:45 pm
Like My (Dead) Body?
February 8th, 2007 at 4:19:02 pm
Why is this breaking news?
February 8th, 2007 at 4:23:35 pm
They found methadone and 2 anti-depressants in her blood.
I bet Howard K. Stern killed her.
February 8th, 2007 at 4:25:04 pm
Why isn’t this breaking news? Someone famous died — breaking news isn’t a popularity contest.
February 8th, 2007 at 4:33:24 pm
Howard K. Stern knocked her son and her off. No doubt about it. I guess it goes to show– winning 474 million bucks may not be as great as it sounds.
February 8th, 2007 at 4:35:34 pm
I agree Penguin. I feel so sorry for that little baby. So tragic.
February 8th, 2007 at 4:36:31 pm
Haha Angrier!
February 8th, 2007 at 4:36:58 pm
Her daughter is still in the Bahamas being raised by a friends mother.
What an oddball Anna Nicole was.
February 8th, 2007 at 5:01:58 pm
Count me with Marty and Sandy(!) on this one — Howard K. Stern offed her son and now her, and now gets her $. Genius.
February 8th, 2007 at 5:15:19 pm
They found methadone and 2 anti-depressants in her blood.
Um, no, no they did not. That was what they found in her son who died a couple months ago. No toxicology has been done on Anna Nicole.
February 8th, 2007 at 5:49:03 pm
Check your batteries, Davie. It was a joke, albeit not a clever one.
February 8th, 2007 at 6:08:48 pm
Assuming for a second that the whizbang detectives unearth Howard Stern’s nefarious part in this plot, here will be the final scorecard on this sorrowful tale:
Howard Stern: rotting in prison
Anna Nicole: dead
Anna’s son: dead
Anna’s daughter: sad and lonely
The oilman’s heirs: possessing the money they always expected to get.
The oilman: lived some fantasies on the back end of life that you and I could only dream of at the height of our powers.
One winner in this sorry, sad tale, my friends - the old, rich guy.
Noted.
February 8th, 2007 at 6:35:52 pm
Jazz
Your version of the story rings true and sad.
I am not sure why I feel so sad today.. but I think it is related to the part of me that wants fairy tales to be true.
RIP Anna
February 8th, 2007 at 7:24:52 pm
Actually not even the oilman won on this, as he was impotent. Yes, he could only use his hoo-ha to make decisions with and nothing else, Which is truly the biggest tragedy of all.
February 8th, 2007 at 7:30:53 pm
Well, if you want conspiracy theories, the son of the oil man who sued Smith died a year or so ago of natural causes. He was in his 50s. His father died in his 90s. Hmmmmm.
February 9th, 2007 at 8:21:12 am
I feel so sad for the baby
February 9th, 2007 at 9:41:50 am
That poor baby. Not having the joy of being raised by a self-centered, over-sexed, incoherent drug addict. Look what it did for Anna Nicole’s son.
February 12th, 2007 at 7:10:57 pm
It is hard for me to phantom what a long term negative impact this tragedy will have on DanielleLynn. She is an innocent victim in this whole screenplay that I term Blond Ambition Turned Bad. It is with hope that the courts will reconcile who the paternity belongs to and that Anna’s baby will be raised in a loving, caring home without excess scrutiny and invasion from the media.
I guess this is all contingent upon who the father is as if she is the Prince’s daughter- it will be impossible to escape the paparazzi and frenzy of it all. I truly wish the best for that adorable little girl and hope that whoever the bio-dad is, will marry a wonderful woman who will love her as her own.