Forget PETA, someone call Jack Bauer! I know s**t is going down (or, um, up) in Valencia, but c’mon, MY MANATEE IS BEING TORTURED!!! Priorities, people!!
(Because of course, it’s the evil manatee terrorists who are undoubtedly behind the kidnap plot against Hugh — who is himself a good, non-terrorist manatee… I mean, duh… :)
Kristy here. Rest assured, 911 may not want to do their part to save Hugh Manatee, but I do. Where is the valor?? Why does no one care about the good of Hugh Manatee?!
January 15th, 2007 at 10:32:54 pm
OH, THE HUGH MANATEE!!!!!
January 15th, 2007 at 10:43:59 pm
Someone call PETA………
January 16th, 2007 at 12:34:49 am
Forget PETA, someone call Jack Bauer! I know s**t is going down (or, um, up) in Valencia, but c’mon, MY MANATEE IS BEING TORTURED!!! Priorities, people!!
January 16th, 2007 at 1:24:11 am
It’s time for a pre-paid UPS package for a rescue shipment from Colorado to Indiana and a large box of GREAT chocolate as a bribe.
January 16th, 2007 at 1:27:32 am
But that would be letting the terrorists win!
Next you’ll be suggesting I should order the release of various enemy-combatant manatees from aquariums around the country…
:)
January 16th, 2007 at 1:35:52 am
(Because of course, it’s the evil manatee terrorists who are undoubtedly behind the kidnap plot against Hugh — who is himself a good, non-terrorist manatee… I mean, duh… :)
January 16th, 2007 at 1:39:19 am
Brendan,
Kristy here. Rest assured, 911 may not want to do their part to save Hugh Manatee, but I do. Where is the valor?? Why does no one care about the good of Hugh Manatee?!
I’m on it like Chuck Norris on a bad hair day.
January 16th, 2007 at 3:07:18 pm
What….The…..Fuck…..
January 16th, 2007 at 3:10:04 pm
No kidding, A and A.
January 16th, 2007 at 9:07:22 pm
If you listen closely Hugh is screaming in Manatee:
HELP SAVE MY HUGE MANaTEE!!!!!