Quoth the Speaker, “Nevermore”

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was recently the victim of a home invasion — by a “beady-eyed, black bird.” Even more beady-eyed than Pelosi? Yikes!

5 Responses to “Quoth the Speaker, “Nevermore””

  1. Angrier and Angrier says:


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  2. Aaron says:

    The Onion rocks, as usual.

  3. WBV says:

    Too bad our state religion doesn’t subsidize Augurs to divine the meaning of these Auspices. And to think… just letting the bird go, instead of spilling its guts and studying its entrails… How ever are we to know the political will of the gods if we carelessly ignore their signs? Perhaps they oppose the in-AUGUR-ation of Bush’s war-plans.

  4. Alasdair says:

    Brendan – a simple case of like to like – since Speaker Pelosi is a raven Liberal, is she not ?