Britney Spears, Matt Leinart seen together in Scottsdale

Apparently not satisfied with bedding one-third of the Paris Hilton-Britney Spears-Lindsay Lohan axis of skankiness, Matt Leinart reportedly tried to increase his completion rate to 67% Friday night at the Jackrabbit Lounge in Scottsadle, Arizona. At least, that’s what gossip blog PerezHilton.com is saying:

The quarterback, previously linked with Paris Hilton, plays for the Arizona Cardinals.

And Friday night he was playing Britney Spears!

Sources tell us that the pair were flirting hardcore on the patio area all night long, bumping and grinding and whispering in each others’ ears.

(Hat tip: Toni.)

But alas, it looks like Leinart wasn’t able to connect on this 4th-and-9 pass: Britney reportedly spent her last night in Arizona sans Matt.

Spears is expected to be in Vegas tonight for New Year’s. Of course, who knows whether Leinart might be in the vicinity as well. It’s not like he has a playoff run to get ready for! He could easily fly up to Sin City after the Cardinals’ season-ending game in San Diego this afternoon. He’s certainly familiar with Vegas, as it’s where he and Paris got hot and heavy earlier this year. Anyway, if Leinart’s New Year’s resolutions for 2006 included making it with two Hollywood floozies, he’d better hurry!

P.S. Just to make this story all the more trashy: Leinart’s a new dad. His “girlfriend,” USC women’s basketball player Brynn Cameron (I was under the impression they had broken up, but not according to Us magazine; there are even rumors that they’re engaged), gave birth to 6-pound-7-ounce Cole Cameron Leinart on October 24.

Of course, Britney Spears has a history of dating (and marrying, and divorcing) guys who have babies at home and/or on the way

12 Responses to “Britney Spears, Matt Leinart seen together in Scottsdale”

  1. Mike T says:

    USC treats its former heisman winning players really well….

    http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/6321340?FSO1&ATT=HMA

  2. Brendan Loy says:

    Right. And if Bush had shown up, you’d be saying that this shows USC is a dirty program and has no problem continuing to associate itself with the player who allegedly took $100,000 in benefits, blah blah blah.

    No matter what USC did here, you’d criticize them for it. And this is why I do not judge USC’s actions on the basis of an Irish Bruin’s opinion of said actions. ;)

  3. Mad Max, Esquire says:

    Brendan-

    So why is USC allowing OJ Simpson to attend the Trojans’ practice while shutting out Bush entirely? Whatever the rationale for Bush, what he did or didn’t do pales in comparison to OJ’s actions and reputation.

  4. Mad Max, Esquire says:

    On the subject at hand, maybe Leinart decided to pass on that crazy hillbilly’s nasty cooter. If K-Fed was in there, it probably wreaks like a toxic waste dump.

  5. Brendan Loy says:

    Maybe if Reggie Bush releases a book explaining what he would have done, hypothetically, IF he had gotten $100,000 in benefits, then he’ll be allowed on the sideline. :)

  6. Mad Max, Esquire says:

    Heh.

  7. I R A Darth Aggie says:

    Deer Matt,

    You can afford to hire hookers professionals who know what panties are for (and wear them).

  8. Toni says:

    Yeah I got a Hat Tip :) I think it is my first!

    BTW we will be in AZ next tuesday are you still there???

  9. Wobbly H says:

    Mad Max, that’s hilarious! Hope Leinart has fun with those nasty beef curtains between her legs.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I bet he thinks of The Poodle when he’s workin’ it.

  11. Mad Max, Esquire says:

    Thanks, Wobbly. The thought of someone wanting to hit that nasty shit and this stage of the game puts me in a rage.