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What I learned in law school today
Posted by on Tuesday, September 19, 2006 at 4:32 pm

A venti coffee from Starbucks is a “basic human right.”

Thank you, that is all.

P.S. Arrr.




14 Comments on “What I learned in law school today”

  1. uscroger Says:

    Also, if you start driking one venti a day from age 20 to age 60, you will have spent $26,572…all that money should be better off invested into our retirement plan. So, a venti is not necessarily a “basic human right.”

  2. David K. Says:

    Indeed Rrrrogerrr, not to mention that the prrrice will like go up on the Starrrbucks coffee between now and then

  3. Coach Leahy Says:

    Sound logic, boys. I try to avoid Starbucks, but it beckons me daily with its siren song of tasty alertness.

    Addiction is a terrible thing.

  4. Brendan Loy Says:

    all that money should be better off invested into our retirement plan

    Into “our” retirement plan? This sounds vaguely communistic. What are you, a Berkeley student? :)

  5. uscroger Says:

    rephrasing to appease IT’s intellect:

    “…all that money should be betterrrrr off invested into one’s rrrrrrretirement plan.”

  6. uscroger Says:

    …but it beckons me daily with its siren song of tasty alertness.”

    I once read an article from a finacial newsletter about a couple who spent about 2k on an espresso machine. The logic of the writer was that he liked Starbats because it gave him the opportunity to interact with other people and exchange ideas, thus pursuing new opportunities by means of social interaction. Sounds logical and that is my demeanor as well. But, Starbats is just draining the pockets of the young addicted scholar who needs to stay up to blog and then keep up with their law curriculae. Just saying. I’ll start making my own coffee at home and taking it to SB for milk and sugar and then I’ll both save and interact. Sweet!

  7. Andrew Says:

    uscroger, is that talking like a pirate or talking like a Scotsman?

  8. dcl Says:

    I suggest switching to tea… works well, better for you, and way cheeper than buying coffee from the Bucks.

  9. Briandot Says:

    They’ll get my Starbucks when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

  10. NEBRASKA 94 95 & 97 Says:

    26,000+, wow that is a ton of money when you write it out like that. especially on something that goes back where it came from an hour later so we really are just pissing money away like our parents told us..lol

  11. Dustin Says:

    Does this mean that third world countries are violating human rights because they dont have Starbucks available in those countries?

  12. uscroger Says:

    Does this mean that third world countries are violating human rights because they dont have Starbucks available in those countries?”

    Well, no. they have better coffee and it’s fresh since its grown there and doesn’t have to be shipped across miles. A basic human right? No. A basic human need? Hardly

  13. Brendan Loy Says:

    Roger, I’m not sure if you gathered this or not, but the quote in question was a joke.

  14. Brendan Loy Says:

    (Admittedly, a joke deliberately presented without regard to context.)


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