Just a reminder: the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner is tonight at 10pm EDT (9pm CDT) on Comedy Central.

I’ll…   be…   watching.

P.S. Speaking of Comedy Central: once upon a time, they aired a hilarious stand-up routine making fun of various things — including a) genetic engineering to make animals bigger or smaller than they should be; and b) snotty people with tiny, handbag-sized dogs like Paris Hilton’s — and the comic proposed that the next logical step in these two evolving phenomena was miniaturized, pocket-size bears, so that a snob at a dinner party could pull the bear out of his pocket and say, “Look at my bear!” It might not sound terribly funny when I try to retell it, but trust me, it was hilarious. :) Becky and I saw it several times, and we were in stitches. Okay, so maybe we’re just strange. ;) Anyway, the point is… has anyone else seen this stand-up routine? And if so, do you remember the name of the comic, or have any hints that might help me try to figure it out? It’s driving me NUTS!

UPDATE: Not as funny as the Pam Anderson roast, but it had its moments. See for yourself here.