“‘Son’, I’m smiling now, but if I show up on that blog of yours on the same screen shot as the word ‘vaginagate’, I might have to introduce you to the five friends here on my right hand…”
Here’s a picture of the famed Christmas armistice between the White Spy and the Black Spy. Little did they know, a mere 48 hours later, MAD would hang both of them for treason.
In a covert meeting at a secure undisclosed location a peace deal was finally brokered between the UK and Ireland. Credit for this peace accord was given to the bar tender.
(Unfortunately, additional hostilities broke out when he refused to serve: sheep, ducks, termites, and bits of string.)
Bob Doles’ lesser known brother, Ted, was as excited as a little girl to be under ‘the big top’. Seconds later, he was frowning when he realized the only animal and tricks he was going to see that night were going to be performed by Dancedemon Sean.
That is the most awkward sentence I’ve ever seen. Seems like the two negatives cancel each other, so I don’t know exactly the point. but, this is a funny contest not intended to offend, so I double don’t get the point of Alas comment.
January 25th, 2006 at 10:28:52 pm
Enjoy that open bar tonight kid because tomorrow - okay, you got me, there will beer tomorrow too.
January 25th, 2006 at 10:34:09 pm
HE’S GOING TO FINALLY MOVE OUT!!!
January 25th, 2006 at 11:25:21 pm
“‘Son’, I’m smiling now, but if I show up on that blog of yours on the same screen shot as the word ‘vaginagate’, I might have to introduce you to the five friends here on my right hand…”
January 25th, 2006 at 11:31:55 pm
LOL
January 26th, 2006 at 12:24:43 am
“You Know, kid, there ARE some treatments, including even Surgery, out there for that.“
January 26th, 2006 at 2:26:09 am
Brendan wishing that Arizona had the same marriage laws as Massachusetts…
January 26th, 2006 at 7:42:54 am
Here’s a picture of the famed Christmas armistice between the White Spy and the Black Spy. Little did they know, a mere 48 hours later, MAD would hang both of them for treason.
January 26th, 2006 at 8:38:07 am
You flunk out of law school because of that damn blog, and the ring comes right back off, buddy.
January 26th, 2006 at 8:45:24 am
“Dammit, why don’t *I* have a drink in my hand?”
January 26th, 2006 at 8:46:42 am
“It’s not your blood they needed. It was my father’s blood. My blood… the blood of a pirate.”
January 26th, 2006 at 9:54:26 am
In a covert meeting at a secure undisclosed location a peace deal was finally brokered between the UK and Ireland. Credit for this peace accord was given to the bar tender.
(Unfortunately, additional hostilities broke out when he refused to serve: sheep, ducks, termites, and bits of string.)
January 26th, 2006 at 11:00:50 am
Brendan prepares for the traditional beat-down by the father of the bride.
January 26th, 2006 at 11:19:54 am
Bob Doles’ lesser known brother, Ted, was as excited as a little girl to be under ‘the big top’. Seconds later, he was frowning when he realized the only animal and tricks he was going to see that night were going to be performed by Dancedemon Sean.
January 26th, 2006 at 11:24:41 am
“My drink … My precious!”
January 26th, 2006 at 12:09:24 pm
And then, suddenly, the caption writer suffered a fatal heart attach and the caption contest was born.
January 26th, 2006 at 12:24:09 pm
Brend’ & Ted’s Excellent Adventure
January 26th, 2006 at 12:42:31 pm
“You grab my ass again and I’ll punch you in the bloggy.”
January 26th, 2006 at 12:58:23 pm
Brendan thinks to himself, “I hope Becky looks more like her mother as we age together….”
January 26th, 2006 at 1:52:05 pm
Roger - I couldn’t think of a not-TOO-indiscreet way of saying what you did ! ROTFLMFO !
January 26th, 2006 at 2:08:24 pm
ROTFLMFO????
January 26th, 2006 at 2:15:38 pm
well given that Alasdair commonly talks out of his ass, is it any surprise that he gets ass and face confused?
January 26th, 2006 at 2:25:48 pm
That is the most awkward sentence I’ve ever seen. Seems like the two negatives cancel each other, so I don’t know exactly the point. but, this is a funny contest not intended to offend, so I double don’t get the point of Alas comment.
January 26th, 2006 at 2:50:33 pm
You’re not going to put this picture up on your blog are you punk?
January 26th, 2006 at 3:43:18 pm
Son, Wanna thumb-wrestle?
January 26th, 2006 at 4:30:44 pm
Here’s another, subtle one:
“Go git ‘em Mr. wunder-weatherblogger.”
January 27th, 2006 at 9:41:36 am
Baffled by kids these days, Dr. Zak didn’t quite understand what Brendan meant by “double fisting.”
January 27th, 2006 at 11:05:31 am
David..LOL
January 27th, 2006 at 2:40:18 pm
Kristy, I think we should avoid jokes involving fisting. Might give people ideas for your caption contest.