Thanks to everyone for your caption suggestions on photo #1. I think my favorite is Toni’s: “Ok everyone, raise your hand if you want me to liveblog our wedding night.” Heh. (Honorable mention to Sean’s “Karate Action Irish Trojan” entry.)
And now, photo #2. Sorry, David, but this is just too good to pass up… :)

(Photo courtesy of Dane Lindberg)
For the uninitiated, that’s frequent commenter/former roommate David, of Washington-fan fame.
Suggestions?
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Categories: Wedding photo caption contests
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January 16th, 2006 at 2:26:58 am
BTW, I hope I don’t need to say this, but… please try to be civil, everyone… funny, but civil…
And with that, I’ll go the obvious route:
“Why do the Huskies have to suck so bad? It’s not fair!!!” (sniff, sniff)
January 16th, 2006 at 2:46:15 am
“Ah man, why did I sleep through the post-rehearsal dinner spa party last night? It’s been so long since I’ve seen live boobies. *sniff* *sniff*”
j/k David. :-P
January 16th, 2006 at 2:48:44 am
Ahem, photo caption contests that include inopportune pictures of your best man are strictly forbidden! My funky broken leg in the wedding pictures is bad enough….
January 16th, 2006 at 3:26:09 am
By the way Brendan, these blue pants gotta be yours, and I also have one of your USC shirts.
January 16th, 2006 at 3:26:49 am
(XL — 2003 FedEx Orange Bowl)
January 16th, 2006 at 4:17:09 am
Gee thanks Dane ;-)
I’m really trying hard to figure out what the heck was happening in that picture. Although I am not averse to crying at weddings I know I didn’t at yours (no offense). Was I pretending to be sad for some reason I wonder? What is the time stamp on the photo? that might help me figure it out.
January 16th, 2006 at 6:04:42 am
Your spitballs weren’t funny in fifth grade, Loy, and they’re still not funny now.
January 16th, 2006 at 9:11:31 am
Always the groomsman, never the groom.
January 16th, 2006 at 9:12:21 am
What do you mean, ‘this isn’t the Smith funeral’?…
January 16th, 2006 at 9:13:13 am
Why do I always get stuck with the GREEN tie??
January 16th, 2006 at 9:35:00 am
David just got word that Ty Willingham is Washington’s new football coach.
January 16th, 2006 at 9:50:40 am
“He *KNOWS* I’m allergic to pollen, and he’s making me wear this stinkin’ flower anyway… what’s he trying to do, make me look like a big sissy crying at his wedding?!”
January 16th, 2006 at 9:50:46 am
Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
January 16th, 2006 at 10:33:20 am
Andrew, you stole mine! But yeah, that’s exactly what he’s thinking. Who wouldn’t cry after missing wine and boobies?
January 16th, 2006 at 10:37:50 am
Actually, I think he might be crying about missing out on seeing your naked ass Andrew.
January 16th, 2006 at 10:53:47 am
I worked on that damn speech for MONTHS. Months. And just when its getting started…a murmur…a tropical storm…IN DECEMBER? *sniff* *sniff*
January 16th, 2006 at 11:29:42 am
Damn birds!! Right in the eye.
January 16th, 2006 at 11:42:12 am
After merciless prodding, David timidly raised his hand - the one with three fingers.
January 16th, 2006 at 12:08:28 pm
“Why did you have to take a picture while I was pretending to cry for the benefit of a bridesmaid?”
or
“What, I missed boobies?”
January 16th, 2006 at 12:11:29 pm
Time stamp is 7:50:32 -2 = 5:50:32…. so just around six. After the ceremony before dinner.
January 16th, 2006 at 12:20:46 pm
Damn, I’m tired! That’s the last time I stay up staring at Andrew’s ass!
January 16th, 2006 at 1:16:31 pm
I just hurt my knee because the grass is too long. Why would they let the grass get so long? It’s bush league. I blame Weis.
January 16th, 2006 at 2:08:57 pm
I will never eVer ever ever get to take Brendan to a stip bar now, My future is ruined!
January 16th, 2006 at 3:06:55 pm
Heh.
David, to answer your question, I have no idea what you are doing in the picture. Dane is correct, though, it was during the “cocktail hour” between the ceremony and the reception. I’m guessing you were just wiping something out of your eye or whatever, and Dane happened to capture it on camera. Good old Dane :P
January 16th, 2006 at 4:20:10 pm
So how long till you put up an embarrasing picture of someone else to take the heat off me anyway :)
January 16th, 2006 at 5:49:21 pm
If I put my hand like this…. maybe they won’t notice that my thumb is up my nose….!
January 16th, 2006 at 6:57:42 pm
“Aaaahhhh! Natural light, bane of computer geeks everywhere!”
January 16th, 2006 at 11:35:49 pm
“Whose stupidass idea was that goddamn Sand Ceremony, anyway?”
;>
January 17th, 2006 at 12:33:50 am
Why can’t I ever be the one to catch the bouquet…
January 17th, 2006 at 1:21:39 am
LOL! / David wins his own Photo Caption Contest! :>
(”FRAUUUUD” cried the Sodden thousands,
And King County echoed, “‘Z’OUNDS!”
But one Rub-eyed glance from Kreutzy
And the Audience all Drowns. :)
{{I have NO idea… :}}}
January 17th, 2006 at 1:55:40 am
Why won’t thebeef leave me alone?
January 17th, 2006 at 7:13:39 am
Phead, you’re quickly becoming a nuisance.