LOL! :) Yeah one that WAS The Best, or at the very least Among them.
I can remember that studio audience Roaring. :) Not to mention, McMahon ROTFLHAO. (btw it is essentially from Sycophantic Straightman Ed, God love him, that I Rip off check that Derive my oft-Overused approximation, “WAW haw haw!” / Now you Know. :)
Sheep-detonation Sequence - “Sis Boom Bah!”: the Perfect distillation of double-entendre, visualization of the absurd, & animal-averse deviltry. :) (Footnote: “Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” - EB White :)
A Carnac personal Favorite of Leanna’s & mine, from the Iranian Hostage Crisis paleolithic era, calls for the below Link so the Young Whippersnappers around here will Get it. :) (Hint: yes it WAS pronounced Approximately that way - close enough that it defintely Worked. :) The audience - which unanimously Got it, the operative Name was a Household Word — loved this one too. Not only Roared, but CHEERED! - there was Patriotism involved, you see. :) My rendition is Loose (Google doesn’t find the Script) but adequate I think; AND - Embellished so as to recall the Flavor of the signature Banter of the Bit:
> “Goats by Day.”
> “GOATS, BY DAY!”
> “Yes, that what Carnac said.”
> “WAW haw haw YES! O Magnificent One. You DID! Goats — by Day!”
> “That is correct, Billygoat-Breath. Goats. By Day.”
> “WAW haw haw And what is the QUESTION, O Mighty All-knowing One?”
January 23rd, 2005 at 9:15:42 pm
lol!
January 23rd, 2005 at 9:58:03 pm
LOL! :) Yeah one that WAS The Best, or at the very least Among them.
I can remember that studio audience Roaring. :) Not to mention, McMahon ROTFLHAO. (btw it is essentially from Sycophantic Straightman Ed, God love him, that I Rip off check that Derive my oft-Overused approximation, “WAW haw haw!” / Now you Know. :)
Sheep-detonation Sequence - “Sis Boom Bah!”: the Perfect distillation of double-entendre, visualization of the absurd, & animal-averse deviltry. :) (Footnote: “Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” - EB White :)
A Carnac personal Favorite of Leanna’s & mine, from the Iranian Hostage Crisis paleolithic era, calls for the below Link so the Young Whippersnappers around here will Get it. :) (Hint: yes it WAS pronounced Approximately that way - close enough that it defintely Worked. :) The audience - which unanimously Got it, the operative Name was a Household Word — loved this one too. Not only Roared, but CHEERED! - there was Patriotism involved, you see. :) My rendition is Loose (Google doesn’t find the Script) but adequate I think; AND - Embellished so as to recall the Flavor of the signature Banter of the Bit:
> “Goats by Day.”
> “GOATS, BY DAY!”
> “Yes, that what Carnac said.”
> “WAW haw haw YES! O Magnificent One. You DID! Goats — by Day!”
> “That is correct, Billygoat-Breath. Goats. By Day.”
> “WAW haw haw And what is the QUESTION, O Mighty All-knowing One?”
> (slits envelope…blows open…removes Question…unfolds…)
> “What do Ayatollah Khomeini do when he get no Women at Night?”
:)
January 23rd, 2005 at 10:21:05 pm
selected excerpts -
A: Bible belt.
Q: What holds up Oral Roberts’ pants?
A: Ben Gay.
Q: Why didn’t Mrs. Franklin have any kids?
A: Disjoint.
Q: What was dat hippie smoking?
A: Old wives tale.
Q: What do cannibals find hard to digest?
A: Hickory Dickory Dock.
Q: Who do you go to when you have a pain in your hickory dickory?
A: High rollers.
Q: Describe a stoned bowling team. :)
A: “Follow the yellow brick road.”
Q: What are good directions to a urologist’s office?
A: Crabgrass.
Q: What do crabs get high on?
A: Shake-N-Bake.
Q: Describe a double feature with Earthquake and The Towering Inferno.
A: Blazing Saddles.
Q: What do they put on horses at the Preparation H Ranch?
A: Bedbug.
Q: What would Republicans use to eavesdrop on a hooker?
:)
January 24th, 2005 at 1:17:59 pm
He was truly a comic genius. Just another Carnac moment:
A: Dippidy-doo.
Q: What forms on your dippidy in the morning?
Ha!