Dude, he’s so lying. The National Enquirer said that Thomas Jefferson beat the Constitution out of one of his slaves and fed it to George Washington, who crapped it out in Madison’s house. Madison, being a shit fetishist, was eating the shit when lo and behold, he discovered the greatest document ever to be plucked from a pile of stinky feces.
And dude, I always believe the Enquirer.
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