From the “Why didn’t I think of that?” file: www.kerryhatersforkerry.com:

Are you going to vote for John Kerry even though you find him unpleasant, annoying, arrogant, waffling, misguided or just generally unappealing in some profound way? Then you’ve come to the right place! We’re Kerry Haters for Kerry — perhaps his largest constituency! No need to hide in the Kerry-hating closet anymore while you pretend to everyone that he’ll be a great president. Here you are among friends. You can speak freely and honestly. You can admit: “He’s awful! And I’m for him!”

Hat tip: Kristine, via Wonkette.