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It Once Was Lost, But Now Am Found
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 5:49 pm

The two-year-old Florida Primary unused voting-audit data, reported recently to have been erased in two server crashes (”Millions of Ballots! THROWN OUT!!!” :), has turned up on a CD in the County Elections Office.

Implacable elections-administration critics, who had condemned the loss of this archived historical information as evidence that Florida votes still do not Count, are now expected to blast its retrieval as absolute Proof that Florida elections are corrupt exercises run by incompetent idiots.

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In more significant news: an elderly retired Connecticut State Employee has caught a new state record Channel Catfish.

The be-barbeled Ictalurus punctatus was a rare albino of the species; and even more surpringly to me, was taken on an artifical bait — albeit a soft-plastic imitation of one of Old Mister Whiskers’ favorite forages, the noble Worm. In my vast experience :), Cats seldom hit artificials of any kind. The guy was angling for Bass. Imagine his Surprise!

Reasonable critics of the CT DEP Fisheries Division are expected to Question the alleged Record, in light of the suspicious facts that (a) the purported fish supposedly died under mysterious circumstances in a farm pond far from its Habitat the very next day, and (b) the elderly retired state worker supposedly Landing the questionable whopper was Not Me. :)

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Re this last item, I have tried to comply with Brendan’s Guestbloggers’ Rule #8, entitled “Think before you Rant”, by — most uncharacteristically — trying to actually Learn something about the subject prior to Posting on it. But all my Googling has been in vain.

Therefore: can somebody who may have been Watching during the time-block indicated below, please tell me whether the Democratic National Convention did in fact on Thursday evening Nominate a Candidate for Vice President of the United States – as had been placed on (hastily shoehorned into??? :) the Official Schedule reflected here? And if So, did such Nominee then Accept, as is reportedly required, for the first time, by the newly-amended Party Rules?

The relevent Schedule excerpt: within the Thursday 4 pm to 7 pm time period:

“Vice Presidential Nomination Process

The Honorable Harvey Gantt
Former Mayor of Charlotte, North Carolina

The Honorable John Breaux
United States Senate, Louisiana

The Honorable Raul Grijalva
U.S. House of Representatives, Arizona
Moves for Acclimation and Calls for Vote”

They did it, right? (Right?? :)

UPDATE: See the Comments hereto – wherein Brendan, the Witch-King of the Googlesith, confirms via the Arizona Republic that Yes, Right, they Did it. / And his linked article states that the several Edwards Nomination speakers were selected last week — so, No, it wasn’t a Last-minute Scramble situation, as I so Drudgerishly implied above, even whilst covering my proverbial Posterior (or, was it the Blogmaster’s???) with assorted, and for that matter Sordid, Parentheses, Italics, and Triple Questionmarks. :) The only part I Forgot was the “Developing…”


Kerry’s Speech
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 3:41 pm

I was going to dissect his speech line by line, but i figure all of you are pretty damn sick of it. In case you’re not and would actually like to read it, I’ve put in a link here.

But here are my two cents anyway:

What did Kerry actually tell us?

1. He is an American
2. He loves the country
3. He hates Bush and what Bush has done for the country

Yeah, that’s really about it.

I do have to say that he came through with a few good sound bytes for the evening, though. And I’m not talking about the “Help is on the Way” bullsh*t, either.

But that’s all. Just like most political speeches, he spent about an hour talking. Which is good. Don’t get me wrong. And he made promises (finally). Promises are also good. But I have to admit, I am a bit cynical.

(And I’m new at this whole blogging thing, too. Hopefully my posts will get better with time)


On DC Subway Police
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 2:43 pm

Last time Brendan was in the DC area, he was summarily yelled at by a Metro official for the serious crime of sitting down. This is, of course, nothing compared to being arrested for eating a candy bar. (Which I thought Brendan might find amusing.) Our local news updated the story to mention that Metro is considering being less severe with its no food or drink policy to avoid negative publicity. The next story was about Virginia becoming a battleground state. Is there a connection between overaggressive law enforcement and the possibility that the Old Dominion could go Democrat for the first time since LBJ? Or, does this just have to do with the DNC convention that just ended? We make glib remarks, you decide.


Go East, young man
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 2:16 pm

For those who may have lost track of my calendar (and really, you should be paying more attention :), today is the day I leave Phoenix and head home for a 10-day sojourn in Connecticut. I’ll return to Phoenix on Aug. 10 and spend another week here with Becky before leaving for South Bend and law school on Aug. 17.

Here is an overview of my schedule for the next 18 hours or so:

Now till 4:00 PM: Finish up at work (though really, there’s not much left to do!)

4:00 PM: Office send-off, with “casual hors d’oeuvres.” Becky is coming into the office.

5:00 PM: My tenure at Intertec Consulting officially ends.

5:45 PM: Watch M. Night Shamalyan’s The Village with Becky at Harkins Arizona Mills Luxury 24 theater.

~8:00 PM: Leave movie theater for airport.

10:45 PM MST: Depart Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport on United Airways Flight 1722 (a.k.a. US Airways 148), a 4-hour, 25-minute flight to Philadelphia.

6:10 AM EDT: Arrive Philadelphia International Airport.

7:50 AM: Depart Philly on United Airways Flight 1856 (a.k.a. US Airways 504), a 1-hour, 11-minute flight to Providence, RI.

9:01 AM: Arrive Providence T.F. Green Airport. Get picked up by my parents. Go home to Newington, CT.


Trojans are still number one!
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 12:46 pm

Okay, college football fans, it’s the day we’ve all been waiting for. ESPN has published the preseason coaches’ poll. USC dominated the pack with a whopping 449 (out of 466) first place votes for a 1,500-point first-place ranking.

Oklahoma and LSU round out the top three as the only other schools to recieve first-place votes (12 and 5 respectively).

USC’s schedule gives them a nice shot at a repeat championship, too. Only two other Pac-10 schools made it into the Top 25. The Trojans play #15 Cal (their only loss last year) at home, and #25 Oregon isn’t on their schedule this year. USC’s non-conference schedule has them playing VaTech, Notre Dame, and Colorado State, none of whom cracked the Top 25. Here’s hoping for a repeat of last season! (with USC’s only loss coming at the hands of Washington instead of Cal)

Other notable schools:
#37 (tied) Notre Dame - 25 points
#52 (tied) UCLA - 7 points
#59 (tied) Washington & UCONN - 1 point

GO HUSKIES!


Second!!
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 12:24 pm

In a gross miscalculation, Brendan has handed over the keys to the kingdom—to a brigand of wild literary stylists from the comment board no less. (By “literary stylists,” I mean those who tend not to fall into traps like “standardized spelling” & “ standardized grammar.”) With just the barest of “With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility” speeches, he has let us loose on the great blogging world—to wreak unabashed silliness, tongue-in-cheek commentary, wild banter and utter havoc upon the world that has come to expect actual journalism from this fine bedrock establishment of navel gazing!

As the Washington D.C. area correspondent, I assure you that I will not take my mission to talk about important local affairs seriously. In fact, so committed to this charge am I that I shall strive to take nothing upon which I post too seriously. Of course, such a charge would be difficult to carry out if not for one simple fact; I rarely take much of anything too seriously. Because Brendan is going out of town for a while, I shall strive to cover more comic elements while leaving the more touchy subjects to those more interested in starting flame wars. And now, there shall be more after the break… [The preceding has been approved for all audiences. The proceeding has been rated PG by me]

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When Science and Law collide…
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 11:50 am

…we have the potential for some truly awful explosions. In what can certainly be called a bold move, the attorneys general of eight states have decided to sue the five largest domestic emiters of carbon dioxide. This comes shortly after a report that astrophysicists have reason to believe that increased solar activity may be the cause of a substantial amount of recent global temperature increases (as discussed here at the Irish Trojan’s blog on July 19th.)

Key quote: ” ‘I would be totally amazed if the court gave this a serious response,’ Brooks [reportedly of Vermont Law School, and a specialist in the legal issues of air pollution] says. ‘This makes me imagine that this is more of a symbolic suit.’ “

Gee, you think so? Nah, Eliot Spitzer would never get involved in something like that

In more interesting science developments, Stephen Hawking claims that he’s proven that black holes are not portals to other universes, (key quote: “I’m sorry to disappoint science-fiction fans”) though John Preskill, to whom Hawking conceded defeat in a bet on this matter is not yet convinced that Hawking has proven Preskill right and Hawking wrong; and the geological time scale has been updated with the first new stratigraphically-defined period added since 1891.

UPDATE: It’s come to my attention that those of you who aren’t on academic servers and who don’t happen to subscribe to Science can’t access the articles to which I linked. Sorry about that–since I have internet access provided by my university, I get access automatically. Thus, the gist of articles:

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Let the guest-blogging begin!
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 10:31 am

The great BrendanLoy.com group-blog experiment is officially underway. The following people have been given access to guest-post to this site:

Antonia Byers (San Rafael, CA)
David Kreutz (Marysville, WA)
Kristy LaPlante (Santa Monica, CA)
Dane Lindberg (Arlington, VA)
Andrew Long (Huntington Beach, CA)
Leanna Loomer (Newington, CT / New York, NY)
Joe Loy (Newington, CT)
Arash Markazi (New York, NY*)
Jen Persaud (Wethersfield, CT)
Josh Rubin (Silver Spring, MD)
Tim Stevens (Newington, CT)
Sean Vivier (Newington, CT)
Victoria Wagner (Philadelphia, PA)
Mike Wiser (Stanford, CA)
Rebecca Zak (Mesa, AZ)

If you’re not on the list, but you’d like to be, please leave a comment on this post letting me know!

I will keep the group-blog going for at least two weeks (roughly), then reassess whether I like how it works and decide whether to continue this way as I begin law school.

In the mean time, post away, guest-bloggers!

*Arash is in the process of moving from Los Angeles to New York, where he will begin working for Sports Illustrated!


Kerryspeech: Some people liked it!
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 7:56 am

As you know, I didn’t think much of Kerry’s speech last night — for me, it was utterly unmemorable, and that’s bad for someone who is trying to captivate the public during his one big, “unfiltered” moment on stage — and plenty of people agree with me. But there are dissenting views, from some predictable and some surprising sources.

Unsurprisingly, my dad thinks Kerry did better than I think he did. “I thought it was good. … Oratorically Kerry is not a WJ Clinton… nor an Obama, an Edwards, even a Teddy back in his day. :) But — we KNEW that. Expecting him to suddenly become Ronald Reagan, stylistically, is to raise the bar too high.” [That’s true, but even an oratorical non-Clinton can give a memorable speech, and this, for me, was not one. -ed.] My dad concludes: “I think Kerry was Good Enough.”

Much more surprisingly, Mickey Kaus — who hates Kerry, who has been railing against Kerry for months, who has been my “Dem Panic” mentor — liked Kerry’s speech. He initially used the same phrase as my dad, “good enough.” But then he elaborated, and sounded more enthusiastic in doing so: “Substantive, non-cheap Bush-bashing! Populism muted-to-nonexistent! Above all, Kerry seemed less pompous, like a guy you could conceivably live with for four years… I predict a measurable bounce, if anybody was watching.”

Most surprisingly of all — stunning, really — are the results of the post-speech AOL poll, emailed to me by my dad at 11:54 PM MST last night. Experience teaches that AOL poll voters are more conservative than the public at large, generally resulting in right-leaning results, but not this time:

How would you rate Kerry’s speech?
Excellent 56%
Poor 18%
Fair 14%
Good 12%

Who would do a better job as president?
John Kerry 62%
George Bush 38%

Total Votes: 97,434

Of course, perhaps the most telling statistic there is that 74% of respondents voted either “Excellent” or “Poor”; barely a quarter chose either of the moderate middle choices, “Fair” or “Good.” (What Polarized America?)

But never mind that. The positivity toward Kerry is very telling, too, or at least I hope so! Either there were a whole lot of Kerry trolls lurking on AOL last night trying to rig the poll, or else Kerry made some serious headway with a tough crowd.

Ah, but we shall see. I’m sure there will be reams of polling data within days. Already (again via my Dad), a Zogby poll taken during the convention shows Kerry opening a 5-point lead (though his numbers were static since the previous poll; it’s Bush who lost suppost into the “Undecided” column). Rasmussen Reports shows JK opening up a three-point lead.


“Not enough balloons”
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 7:52 am

“I wasn’t sure how to feel without the sight of tumbling balloons to symbolize overflowing excitement,” writes Ann Althouse. “I want a President who will never ask me to sit through an hour-long speech without a plan for releasing the balloons.” Heh.

Here’s the AP story about Balloongate. The Boston Globe has a balloon story, too, making the inevitable 1980 comparison: “In what was later cited as an omen of a doomed campaign, President Jimmy Carter waited in vain for balloons to rain on him at the 1980 Democratic convention.” (My previous Balloongate posts are here and here.)


Above: Tens of thousands of balloons stuck on the ceiling!


Daaarrrwin like Teresa
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 7:49 am

I’ve watched The Daily Show’s DNC coverage the last couple of nights, and while I tend to agree with Ann Althouse that it’s not as funny as it should be given the richness of the comedic material, there were a few very funny lines that stand out in my mind. (These are from memory, so quotes may not be exactly right.)

VIDEO CLIP OF TERESA HEINZ KERRY: “Y a todos los Hispanos, los Latinos; a tous les Americains, Francais et Canadiens; a tutti Italiani; a toda a familia Portugesa e Brazileria…”
JON STEWART: “And to our dolphin friends: ‘Aieeeeeeeee! Eeeeep! Eeeeep!’”

VIDEO CLIP OF BARACK OBAMA: “We play Little League in the Blue States and we have gay friends in the Red States!”
JON STEWART: “To which the gay friends in the Red States replied, ‘Icksnay on the ay-gay.’”

FROM THE DAILY SHOW BIOGRAPHY OF KERRY: “Upon being born in the hospital, baby John Kerry was slapped, resulting in the first of his 27 Purple Hearts.”

ALSO FROM THE DAILY SHOW BIOGRAPHY OF KERRY: “But the Democrats weren’t just going to nominate any Anybody But Bush. John Kerry met a number of important qualifications that the other candidates did not. [Clip of Sharpton] White. [Clip of Clark] Experienced. [Clip of Gephardt] Mildly interesting. [Clip of Kucinich] Tall. [Clip of Dean] Sane. [Clip of Lieberman] A Gentile. [Clip of Moseley Braun] With a penis. John Kerry: The Least Objectionable Alternative to George W. Bush.”


What a week!
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 7:46 am

It’s been a remarkable week here at BrendanLoy.com: we’ve gotten 14,098 unique hits in the last seven days, re-writing the record books for hourly, daily, weekly and monthly traffic. Many thanks to InstaPundit, BoiFromTroy/Wonkette, and all of our visitors!

Now the question is, how much of this extra traffic will stick around? How many people will bookmark BrendanLoy.com and come back to visit? How much of a “post-convention bounce” will we get? :) Stay tuned…

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A Picture Share!
Posted by on Friday, July 30, 2004 at 6:46 am

@messaging.sprintpcs.comCatching the bus to work for the last time!


Balloongate: A Dick Cheney moment
Posted by on Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 8:49 pm

Courtesy of Boinkette, the exact quote from Convention Director Don Mischer, aired live on CNN:

“Go balloons… Balloons… What is happening balloons? There’s not enough of them coming down. All balloons! Where the hell, there’s nothing falling! What the f**k are you guys doing up there?!?”

Drudge has an audio clip of Mischer’s outburst. It is not censored, so parental discretion is advised!

UPDATE: An Australian news site has a more complete — and barely bleeped — Balloongate audio clip.

Drudge has now posted a longer version of the quote:

“No confetti. No confetti yet. Go balloons. Go balloons. More balloons. All balloons. All balloons. Come on guys, let’s move it! Jesus. We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go, goddamn! No confetti. No confetti. No confetti. I want more balloons. What’s happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down! Balloons. Balloons. Balloons. What’s happening? They’re not coming down. All balloons. Where the hell! Nothing is falling. What the f**k are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons.


And now, a good speech
Posted by on Thursday, July 29, 2004 at 8:44 pm

Since Kerry’s speech was kinda lame, I quote from Joe Biden’s speech, which was truly awesome:

John Kerry is a student of history. He understands why we prevailed when our nation faced grave peril in the past. He understands that the terrorists may be beyond the reach of reason. We must defeat them. But hundreds of millions of hearts and minds are open to our ideas and our ideals. We must reach them.

Just as Joshua’s trumpets brought down the walls of Jericho — just as American values brought down the Berlin Wall — so will radical fundamentalism fall to the terrible, swift power of our ideas as well as our swords.

It is time to recapture the totality of America’s strength. It is time to restore our nation to the respect it once had. It is time to reclaim America’s soul. It is time to elect John Kerry the next president of the United States.

More after the jump.

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