The love of my life, Becky, turns 22 today.
This means she is “caught up” with me, agewise, for the next 4 1/2 months. :)
Happy Birthday, darlin’!
(More photos of yesterday’s Roosevelt Lake boating/fishing trip to follow later today.)
UPDATE: Photos now online! Behold: boating and fishing in the desert! :)
And here (from the shuttle ride down to the boat) is the obligatory, camera-at-arm’s-length, happy-couple shot:
It’s a good thing I have such a hot girlfriend… otherwise I would have to say that I look totally dorky in that picture. :)
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Categories: Me: Friends, Family & Stuffies
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June 14th, 2004 at 8:39:51 am
Many birthday wishes to you, Becky!
22? Wow, I thought you guys were older. Was Becky RHP?
June 14th, 2004 at 8:58:37 am
Yes. Becky was RHP… and I was just always young for my grade. (Started kindergarten when I was 4.)
When we first started dating (spring semester of freshman year), I was 18 and Becky was 17. I’ll let you do the math with regard to California law. :)
June 14th, 2004 at 8:59:33 am
Note: banner ads on linked site above may be NSFW, I’m not entirely sure.
June 14th, 2004 at 10:46:00 am
Seeing as how you’ve already given my employers grounds for firing me, I went ahead and verified whether the banner ads were NSFW and decided they were okay. I didn’t see any nudity, at least.
So you’re telling me you didn’t have the legal decency to wait for her to turn 18? Was it that hard keeping it in your pants? Damn, boy!
Of course, I have my own statutory rape-related stories, but at least in my case, I was not actually guilty of any crime, no matter what the police officer who discovered us in the empty parking lot late at night wanted to accuse me of. ;-) And of course the other time I was caught “in the heat of the moment” by an officer in an empty parking lot late at night, she was legal, so I was safe. :-P
June 14th, 2004 at 10:59:24 am
You’ve been caught in the act in an empty parking lot twice? Jeez, your sex life is way more exciting than mine.
Me, I’ve only had the police intrude on my private affairs once. I’m veritably boring…
Then again, it could be argued that it’s a more exciting “war story” when it involves a moving vehicle rather than a stationary one. So perhaps you don’t have that much on me, after all. :)
[Trying to remember what I’ve already told my parents and what I haven’t…]
June 14th, 2004 at 11:40:44 am
Is the vehicle considered moving if it’s rocking? ;-)
I’ve been involved in illicit behavior while the car was moving forward, but alas the story does not involve being caught by la policia, and we did in fact stop at a rural exit to conclude our business in a safer, more stationary manner.
The first incident though, involving a 16 year-old girl I was dating my freshman year of college, included me saying to the officer at one point [with a straight face, I might add, though I was dying of laughter underneath], “But she told me she was 18!” This after she was dumb enough to admit to being underage when she looked 18 and had no ID on her. So yeah, that relationship didn’t last very long; I at least need a girl who is smart enough to know when to lie to the police to save my ass. ;-)
June 14th, 2004 at 3:19:42 pm
Very happy birthday to you Becky! Make sure you keep Brendan in line and have him buy you many nice gifts!
June 14th, 2004 at 4:55:53 pm
Yeah, I’m with David: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECKY! :) Have a great one & countless more.
And — Pay no attention to the Goons behind the Familywebsite Figleaf. :) I’ve Said it before & something tells me I’ll be Saying it again (”& again & again & again & again” - apologies to Willie McBride :) — You kids are Disgustinnng! :)
“…could be argued that it’s a more exciting ‘war story’ when it involves a moving vehicle…[Trying to remember what I’ve already told my parents and what I haven’t…]”
Don’t worry about it, we can’t remember either. :) (And, you arrrre….? And, this would be in Regards tooooo….? :)
OTOH, you Do recall don’tyez, that some sharpie Lawyer :) used That for his Argument in a recent highprofile CT Vehicular Reckless Endangerment (or somesuch) case. Tragically, a Fatality had occurred. / Folks around town gave this novel Courtroom Strategy a Name but I can’t repeat it here on the Fambly Site. :) Suffice it to say that a crucial question of Fact was whether He (the decedent) or She (the survivor) had been At the Wheel when the highspeed crash occurred. Accident-scene evidence was uncertain because the guy was thrown from the car & the injured lady’s position in relation to the driver’s seat apparently was rather ambiguous. / Tsk Tsk. / Incidentally, Governor Rowland’s name came up in Court. Seems one of his aides had gotten somewhat Questionably involved in the case on behalf of the Good Name of the Deceased, who’d been a big Party Contributor or something, I dunno.
Now the Moral of this Story is:
Drive Carefully. :)
“…the other time I was caught ‘in the heat of the moment’ by an officer in an empty parking lot late at night, she was legal, so I was safe. :-P”
Well of course she was Legal & we applaud your being Safe about it at least, Law & Order Boy, but yer still not s’posed to run around getting seduced by lady Cops in Momentary Heat in the wee-hours Parking lot, Casanova. :) “Caught”, I’m just Shure. I suppose you claim non-Consent, ya bounder. (Don’t they All. :) Did you go straight to the Clinic? :)
“I at least need a girl who is smart enough to know when to lie to the police to save my ass. ;-)”. Yeah. So did your hero Clinton. Pity. :)
“Note: banner ads on linked site above may be NSFW….”
I’m sick of all this talk about smutty ads being sponsored by National School Films Week. Everybody knows that School Films in the UK are very wholesome & would never put up pornographic adverts. You kids are disgustinggg. / What? Oh. / Never mind.
Let’s just Clean up the Act here, shall we? After all, it’s Becky’s birthday. Show a leetle Respeck. No more of this tabloid trashtalk. (Well. Unless of course somebody’s got some intellectually-compelling & socially-significant story, like, say, of broad-daylight risk-taking out back behind the little RC Church in a village in far upstate New York & wasn’t Fighting Father Feeney none the wiser in the Nave, you knaves. :)
June 14th, 2004 at 7:12:43 pm
I’ll just chime in here and say I’m dull and have not broken any sex related laws in the state of California.
June 14th, 2004 at 7:20:51 pm
“I’m dull and have not broken any sex related laws in the state of California.” (emphasis added)
Spoken like a true future lawyer/lobbyist/politician. :)
June 14th, 2004 at 7:51:33 pm
Well, if you understood me correctly, you’d recall that I haven’t either. My stories are just fun. :-P
June 14th, 2004 at 8:43:18 pm
Happy Birthday Becky! Just disregard our one-track-mind boyfriends.. :)
June 14th, 2004 at 10:14:19 pm
Right On, Bea! :) Just Johnny One-notes, is all.
Kind of like the fixated Male Cicada, hummering away on his oul’ Timbals. :) Yes that’s All very Well but Repent for the End is near, Bugsy. :) And even if ya DO Get lucky, Lucky, yez still gots ta Do it facing Backwards. :) I know it’s True cuz I Seen it on the University of Michigan. Or Something. Wunna them Midwestern places, I dunno. :>
June 15th, 2004 at 3:40:56 pm
Sticking with the one-track-mindedness, another reason I love WSJ’s Best of the Web: shameless sexual innuendo. From today’s BOTW:
Bed Remains the Starter
“Packers Sign Couch as Backup”–headline, San Francisco Chronicle, June 15