Pope John Paul II: “[The American church] is called to respond to the profound religious needs and aspirations of a society increasingly in danger of forgetting its spiritual roots and yielding to a purely materialistic and soulless vision of the world.”
Yeah, I’ll take that criticism seriously from a spiritual leader caught blessing a bag of Cheetos.
(Note: Apparently The Onion has decided to make its archives available only to paying customers, therefore, no link to the reference article will be provided by moi.)
“[The American church] is called to respond to the profound religious needs and aspirations of a society increasingly in danger of forgetting its spiritual roots and yielding to a purely materialistic and soulless vision of the world.”
Well, yes, Your Holiness, this is true; but every time we try to answer the Call to so respond to those very needs & aspirations of your European societies, you guys tell us to Buzz off & stop Bothering you. :>
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May 28th, 2004 at 1:39:53 pm
Yeah, I’ll take that criticism seriously from a spiritual leader caught blessing a bag of Cheetos.
(Note: Apparently The Onion has decided to make its archives available only to paying customers, therefore, no link to the reference article will be provided by moi.)
May 29th, 2004 at 10:28:22 pm
“[The American church] is called to respond to the profound religious needs and aspirations of a society increasingly in danger of forgetting its spiritual roots and yielding to a purely materialistic and soulless vision of the world.”
Well, yes, Your Holiness, this is true; but every time we try to answer the Call to so respond to those very needs & aspirations of your European societies, you guys tell us to Buzz off & stop Bothering you. :>