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What about the also-rans?
Posted by on Tuesday, October 7, 2003 at 10:30 pm

“Enough about Arnold, Gray, and Cruz!” you say. “How is Gary Coleman doing?” BrendanLoy.com is here to give you the answer!

With 33.5% of the precincts reporting, Coleman is in tenth place with 3,325 votes (0.2%), just ahead of porn star Mary Cook (a.k.a. “Mary Carey”), who has 2,872 (also 0.2%) votes for eleventh place.

Who else is in the Top 10, you ask? Well, after Schwarzenegger (1,330,992 votes, 50.3%), of course there’s the top tier: Bustamante (805,829, 30.5%), conservative Republican Tom McClintock (343,728, 13.0%), Green Party candidate Peter Camejo (58,809, 2.3%), dropped-out independent Arianna Huffington (26,310, 1.0%), and dropped-out Republican Peter Ueberroth (10,204, 0.4%).

Nothing too nutty there. But then in seventh place we have Hustler publisher Larry Flynt (4,913, 0.2%). Woohoo! :) Let’s hear it for California’s porn obsession!

Dropped-out conservative Republican and 2002 gubernatorial loser Bill Simon is eighth (3,842, 0.2%). But then comes my favorite: the ninth-place finisher, George B. Schwartzman, an independent whose 3,701 votes probably came mostly from confused voters who saw “Schwartz…” and thought they were voting for Arnold!!!

Click here for the latest complete results!




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