“But, ladies and gentlemen, this is not a competition; this is only an exhibition. Please, as always, no wagering. :)”
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W.C. Fields (soon to be elected Governor of California btw):
“Step right up ladies & gentlemen, it’s not a game o’ chaaaance, it’s a gaaame o’ science and skillll…” [lookout: “Here comes the Mayor.”] “Gambling, my dear friends, is the root of allll eeee-vil. For many years I was trapped, in the coillls, of Beelzebub. Bee-ellll-zebub…”
[yokel: “Ah bet *Ah* kin find th’ pea.”] “Hsst! Go ‘way, go ‘way, ya bother me…WELLLL, Hello, your Honor, this is indeed an Honorrr! Perhaps you’ve read my book, on the evillls, of wagering?…”
:)
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August 11th, 2003 at 7:58:49 am
“But, ladies and gentlemen, this is not a competition; this is only an exhibition. Please, as always, no wagering. :)”
**********************************************
W.C. Fields (soon to be elected Governor of California btw):
“Step right up ladies & gentlemen, it’s not a game o’ chaaaance, it’s a gaaame o’ science and skillll…” [lookout: “Here comes the Mayor.”] “Gambling, my dear friends, is the root of allll eeee-vil. For many years I was trapped, in the coillls, of Beelzebub. Bee-ellll-zebub…”
[yokel: “Ah bet *Ah* kin find th’ pea.”] “Hsst! Go ‘way, go ‘way, ya bother me…WELLLL, Hello, your Honor, this is indeed an Honorrr! Perhaps you’ve read my book, on the evillls, of wagering?…”
:)