I’m anxiously awaiting the arrival of Becky and Shannon. I think Becky, in classic Becky fashion, may have forgotten her cell phone in Buffalo, as I haven’t heard from her and haven’t been able to reach her on the road. Oh, well. They should be here soon. The plan is to buy half-price TKTS tickets for a Broadway show tonight and have dinner in Times Square before the show. Shannon, who has never been to New York City before, is very excited. Tomorrow we’ll do a bunch of touristy stuff, and then on Sunday, we’ll watch the gay-pride parade — which should be even, uh, gayer than usual, thanks to the sodomy ruling. (Although, last time I checked, sodomy was only legal in private… I wonder if that will be tested on Fifth Avenue this weekend…)
Speaking of which, I don’t think the Supreme Court has yet legalized any additional sex acts. Bummer, eh, Andrew? I guess I’ll have to stick the classics. (Avert your eyes, young BrendanLoy.com readers!) Heh.
Fuggedabout them old Greeks & Romans wouldyouse, don’tcha know they’re all Gay, ain’t choo larned nuffin’ in college, wha’d I pay all dat tuition fer anyway? *Hmmph*?? Oh. Right. Nevermind / But now I gather that George F. Will is getting worried about the Sheep. (Nae offense to the braw hieland men o’ Scotland) (Hi Sean :)
June 27th, 2003 at 2:21:09 pm
“I guess I’ll have to stick the classics.”
Fuggedabout them old Greeks & Romans wouldyouse, don’tcha know they’re all Gay, ain’t choo larned nuffin’ in college, wha’d I pay all dat tuition fer anyway? *Hmmph*?? Oh. Right. Nevermind / But now I gather that George F. Will is getting worried about the Sheep. (Nae offense to the braw hieland men o’ Scotland) (Hi Sean :)
June 27th, 2003 at 8:41:10 pm
Haven’t you heard? Ever since this ruling, half of all traditional marriages have ended in divorce.
June 28th, 2003 at 1:25:10 pm
Ha-HARRR! Excellent point, Sean. :)