My dad just bought me today’s New York Post. The front page includes this fake “ad”:

The New York Times
HELP WANTED
EXECUTIVE EDITOR
For Manhattan-based newspaper of record. Lefty francophile with diversity obsession and knack for plugging circulation leaks. Allergic to Republicans okay. Tolerance for high taxes a must. America-basher a plus. Respect for facts optional. Ask for “Pinch.”

Har-dee-har-har. Gotta love the Post.