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Congratulations, President Bun
Posted by on Monday, January 20, 2003 at 2:55 pm

Mr. Bun was inaugurated as Adollya’s seventh president Monday, returning the Republidolly Party to power in the Blue House after a two-year absence. President Bun and Vice President Darla took the reigns from Dollycrats Oliver and Eeyore, whom they defeated in November’s national election.

Bun and Darla were sworn in by Supreme Court Chief Justice Darlene — an Oliver-appointed Dollycrat who also happens to be Darla’s sister — at a noon ceremony Monday. Outgoing President Oliver stood nearby as his successor took the oath of office, then shook paws with President Bun moments later, as seen below.


Newly inaugurated President Bun, his foot still on the Bible, turns around to shake Oliver’s paw after being sworn in Monday. At right are Chief Justice Darlene and, at far right, Bun chief of staff Madereine Rue. Vice President Darla, not shown, had been sworn in a few minutes earlier.

It was the fourth time in Adollyan history that the political parties have traded the presidency. In all cases, the transition has been peaceful and orderly.

In his inaugural address, President Bun said he would “devote the full resources of my administration to protecting Adollya from terrorists, invaders, and trouble-makers.” But he also pledged to maintain the country’s tradition of tolerance, invoking the memory of the human civil-rights leader Martin Luther King, Jr. — whose birthday is observed by a national holiday Monday — in saying, “Our nation is and shall remain firmly committed to Dr. King’s dream, the universal dream of equal rights for all humans, animals, and dollies.”

As the audience applauded heartily, President Bun eloquently added, “Squeak!”




2 Comments on “Congratulations, President Bun”

  1. Leanna Loomer Says:

    Very nice coverage! I had to miss the big event, being in the Dolyan Heights today, but received several remote reports on it. Congratulations President Mr. Bun!

    Long may he squeak!

  2. Joe Loy Says:

    In a well-received Inaugural Squeak sounding the theme of “Lettuce begin”, the President vowed to jump-start the economy and emphasize the carrot over the stick in foreign policy, while putting his foot down against terrorism. The inaugural ball, themed “The President’s Hop”, was a great success, briefly marred only when a tipsy Blue House Chief of Staff Madereine Rue hit on a Fox News chick and then performed an off-key rendition of “The Henhouse of the Rising Sun.”


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