I played the best mini-golf round of my life on Monday, finishing three strokes under par and finishing my round with seven consecutive 2s.

Just so you can get an idea of how bad I usually am at miniature golf — and therefore how shocking this round was — I once invented the term “theoretical par” to describe the total score that is 18 strokes over par for a course (a bogey for each hole), so that I’d have a better chance of making some sort of par.

But creative scorekeeping was not necessary Monday. I just couldn’t miss. I don’t have any pictures yet, but I hope to get some digital video of the round uploaded eventually. For now, you can check out my scorecard. If you care, that is. :) Frankly, I can’t see why you would, but hey, I had to brag…