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BREAKING: Karl Benson has offered hosting and DNS services to WikiLeaks if they’ll join the WAC as its eighth football member.

Because, of course, #theSECitsaWAR!!! RT @BCSbites: John Adams: Barring rout, Auburn deserves BCS shot – http://bit.ly/gwTf4e

A former #DU opponent, expected to be bad, acquitting itself well. Mizzou ranked #9. RT @bbstate: Missouri 83 Oregon 80 | http://tmm7.me/5nn

W. Michigan: bowl-eligible w/ Ws > Nicholls St (FCS), Ball St (4-8), Akron (1-11), E. Mich (2-10), Kent (5-7), BG (2-10) http://es.pn/fMRn3Q

I give you UTEP, bowl-eligible w/ wins over Ark-PB (FCS), NM St (2-10), Memphis (1-11), NM (1-11), Rice (4-8), SMU (7-5) http://es.pn/hfHjOG

I give u Kentucky, bowl eligible w/ 1 good W (S. Car.) and 5 meaningless Ws (L’ville, WKU, Akron, Charleston S., Vandy) http://es.pn/gdNlox

I give you Tennessee, bowl-eligible w/ wins over Tennessee-Martin, UAB (barely!), Memphis, Ole Miss, Vandy and Kentucky: http://es.pn/gbpuwG

I give you Georgia, bowl-eligible w/ wins over UL-Lafayette, Tennessee, Vandy, Kentucky, Idaho St & fellow 6-6er Ga Tech http://es.pn/ejt0gv

I give u Illinois, bowl-eligible w/ Ws over S. Illinois, N. Illinois, Penn St, Indiana, Purdue, N’western (& L to Minn!) http://es.pn/f0NFTp

I give you Louisville, bowl-eligible w/ wins over Eastern Kentucky, Arkansas State, Memphis, UConn, Syracuse & Rutgers: http://es.pn/fizQ2Z

Sources: ASU’s bowl waiver unlikely to be granted http://bit.ly/fox0mH

If UW beats Wazzu, OreSt stuns Oregon & ASU gets its waiver, there won’t be a spot in the Maaco Bowl anymore for a brokered Boise State deal

Has someone set up a “The Wildcat Nation Loves Alex Zendejas” Facebook page yet?

LOL! RT @racheldulitz: Wow. That was like watching the Boise State game again…except this time I didn’t care at all about the result.

UA 7-5. ASU 6-6, but can’t go bowling barring waiver b/c 2 wins were over 1-AA (due to last-minute schedule cancellation by San Jose State).

Arizona State WINS in double-overtime on ANOTHER blocked extra point!!! ASU 30, U of A 29 in 2 OT.

WOW!!! Arizona scores an apparent game-winning TD, tying game 20-20 with :27 left & just needing PAT, but then ASU blocks it! #PATitsaWAR

RT @TheoRabinowitz: Really a terrible foul call and unacceptable officiating. Both players reaching for a loose ball as time runs out. Unacceptable.

RT @ArashMarkazi: You know how you’re not supposed to call a ticky-tack foul in the last second of a tie game? The ref in the UCLA-KU game never got the memo.

RT @BryanDFischer: Brutal ending for UCLA against Kansas, hit three to tie but (in what shoulda been a no-call) foul w/ .7 left and Kansas makes the FT to win.

RT @ClayTravisBGID: Most ironic thing about Cam Newton mess? The greatest punishment went to the Bama guy who played Take the Money and Run. Seriously.

Speaking of #parentalPANIC, I feel like Loyacita has quite suddenly turned from a little baby into a full-fledged toddler. *sniff*

They Grow Up So Fast: Time-lapse video, from birth to 10 years old in 1 minute 25 seconds – http://bit.ly/hc9VAt. #parentalPANIC!!!!!!

#PANIC!! RT @denverpost: FLASH: NB I-25 closed after ‘considerable spill’ by semi carrying 38,000 lbs of sulfuric acid: http://dpo.st/f21hz0

RT @aglock: @brendanloy You’re disappointing me. Where’s the “Karl Benson has offered the Cavs a spot in the WAC” joke?

#PANIC! RT @CNNmultimedia: Heavy snow has stranded motorists for more than 20 hours on I-90 in Buffalo, NY.

DU Bally having a heart-to-heart with UB Bear, who knows a thing or two about cheering for struggling teams. http://twitpic.com/3ccu8n

RT @mattyglesias: LeBron James is an arsenic-based life form.

RT @DrSaturday: Doc Sat: Bill McCartney leaks Jon Embree as Colorado’s new coach. Then it gets a little awkward. http://bit.ly/ih36Y6

#itsaWAR! RT @ESPN_Pac10: Halftime: Arizona State 6, Arizona 0 – http://es.pn/f95npX

RT @DJPKKFAN: ASU punter just had an 8-yard punt. U of A punter followed with a punt that netted zero yards. What’s going on in the desert?

RT @JWilks26: Leave it to a kicker from UA to perfect the 0 yard punt. #HAHA #BEatcats

RT @nytimessports: Off the Dribble: Analysis of James’s Return to Cleveland http://bit.ly/fNfxlR

RT @InsidetheNCAA: Emmert statement on Newton: http://bit.ly/egu1It. | Says key is combo: 1) no knowledge AND 2) no actual benefit received.

On eBay: “Verbal Commitment From My Future 5-Star Son … My son must never know of this payment.” http://bit.ly/gyOZ9j LOL! #theSECitsaWOMB

RT @nprnews: Key Senators Appear Open To Ending ‘Don’t Ask’ http://n.pr/fuJBkV

RT @BreakingNews: Rangel censure update: He tells House that ‘in my heart I truly feel good’ http://on.msnbc.com/i6Q5uK

BREAKING: Karl Benson has invited Rep. Charlie Rangel to redeem his reputation by becoming the WAC’s 8th football member. #HereAllWeekFolks

RT @markknoller: House just voted 333-79 to censure Charles Rangel.

RT @rachelslaj: Pelosi is right now reading the censure resolution to Rangel.

RT @dmataconis: Here it comes. This is the best part. #censure

RT @markknoller: Speaker Pelosi calls Rangel to the well of the House and reads the censure resolution.

RT @IDS_BroncoBeat: Boise State will face eight 2010 bowl teams in 2011, including all five nonconf opps. Those five nonconf opps. are 41-18.

RT @slmandel: Bill McCartney tells Denver Post that Jon Embree has accepted CU’s offer. Bienemy to be off. coordinator: http://bit.ly/h04LWq

RT @denverpost: UPDATE: Sources confirm that Jon #Embree has verbally accepted #CU’s head coaching offer: http://dpo.st/hlXZ6V

#DU at Wyoming is the one road game I plan to attend; it’s a ~2-hour drive. Hoping for that big #RLU. You coming west by then, @midmajority?

Go #DU! RT @midmajority: 12/4 INST 12/10 UCI 12/14 DEN RT @SanDiegoPoke: WYO awful this year. I expect them to suffer lots of #redlineupsets

BREAKING: Karl Benson invites newly discovered, arsenic-based life forms in Mono Lake, California, to be WAC’s eighth football member.

Can NM be booted from MWC for this? RT @College_Sports: Mike Locksley, despite 1-11 mark, to return for New Mexico Lobos http://es.pn/fKT1Zp