By Becky Loy

Thinks that two year olds suck at keeping secrets.

By Becky Loy

Remember, remember the Fifth of November. And also, daylight savings starts this weekend. #PSA

By Becky Loy

Stocks are up, the economy grew by more than 150,000 jobs. Some people might think Obama’s economic policies are working.

By Becky Loy

Is happy that Harry Reid got reelected so that we don’t have to listen to Chuck Schumer speak. #silverlining

By Becky Loy

Is happy that Harry Reid got reelected so that we don’t have to listen to Chuck Schumer speak. #silverlining

By Becky Loy

Ugh. Why is the world oldest person always dying?

By Becky Loy

“@ritaag: 2008 was “A New Hope”. This year was “the Empire Strikes Back”. It’s not until 2012 that we’ll see “the Return of the Jedi”” LOL.

By Becky Loy

“@ritaag: 2008 was “A New Hope”. This year was “the Empire Strikes Back”. It’s not until 2012 that we’ll see “the Return of the Jedi”” LOL.

By Becky Loy

“@nprnews: Diabetes Rates To Soar Unless Americans Get Weight Under Control http://n.pr/amseIE” From the numbingly obvious file. #noshit

By Becky Loy

Is it wrong to eat a piece of candy in the pantry so you don’t have to share with the kids? #bestmomever

By Becky Loy

Is eating homemade chicken noodle soup that’s been perfuming my house with its seductive deliciousness all afternoon. #eatyummyfood

By Becky Loy

Bottled water costs 1900x what tap water does. Don’t drink your $$$ away.

By Becky Loy

Obama is going on The Daily Show next week. Here’s hoping Stewart gives him shit for not being able to present a coherent message to voters.