“The U.S. extreme threat of a nuclear war and sanctions and pressure compel the DPRK to conduct a nuclear test, an essential process for bolstering nuclear deterrent, as a self-defense measure in response,” the North’s Foreign Ministry said in a statement…
My Take: Kim Jong Il is getting jealous again. Too much media attention to Mark Foley and Bob Woodward. ;> Here’s hoping little Kim the Ill doesn’t Test it atop one of his mighty Taepo Dongs; nobody knows where those things are gonna Fall down & go Boom ~ least of all his Democratic Peoples’ Republican Rocket Scientists. / Whole thing.
(We return you now to Other cheerful news of the day, e.g. slaughter of schoolchildren to expiate killer’s sins, hijacking of airplane to protest Pope, and destruction of church by lightning.)
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October 3rd, 2006 at 3:02:25 pm
Heh.
Well, hopefully there will be some much more cheerful news later, in the form of a birth announcement. Oddly, however, P.J. and Shannon aren’t providing me with hourly text-message updates. I can’t imagine what else they could be doing… I mean, don’t they realize the birth of their child is really all about ME?!? I need updates!! :)
October 3rd, 2006 at 3:16:40 pm
They should liveblog the birth!! Streaming audio!! (Among other streaming things in the delivery room).
Prayers that everything goes well, which I’m sure it will.
October 3rd, 2006 at 5:15:07 pm
Amen to that, Lojo. / And yeah, BLL, we could sure Use the good News. / “…don’t they realize the birth of their child is really all about ME?!?” LOL! :) Where’d you ever acquire so diminutive a Section on Humility anyways? / Nowait. Don’t Answer that. :>
October 3rd, 2006 at 5:29:20 pm
btw I saw on the CNN Crawl that now They Say that those turkeys ;> who hijacked that plane weren’t Protesting the Pope after all, they were just seeking Political Asylum. / Better they should seek a Regular asylum. Granted, they Did get to Italy. Badda boom. (Badda BING! :) // Also, it has at length Dawned on the Cablenewsies that Ill Little Kim’s announcement of his forthcoming Big Bang (date TBA :) is ~ News. Heads are Talking. / Soon there’ll be rumors on the internets that both Denny Hastert and Condi Rice were Warned about this by Bob Woodward months ago. :]
October 3rd, 2006 at 6:10:13 pm
Couldn’t we just nuke them, and then be like, “Oh, that test of theirs must have malfunctioned. That’s too bad…”
October 3rd, 2006 at 7:54:09 pm
hee hee Mighty Casey :) Would that we Could ;>
October 3rd, 2006 at 8:56:44 pm
Casey - you are a sick puppy ! (Like many of us regulars here)
Of course, you just gave away highly classified information, you traitor, you ! (grin)
October 4th, 2006 at 12:17:46 am
With any luck it will go as well as its last missile test.