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Dick Cheney shot a guy!
Posted by on Sunday, February 12, 2006 at 6:43 pm

No, really! (Hat tip: A&A and about a half-dozen others via e-mail.)

P.S. I’m all for campaign-finance reform, but this is taking it a bit far. I mean, really… shooting your campaign contributors?




26 Comments on “Dick Cheney shot a guy!”

  1. Briandot Says:

    Sort of like how Darth Vader killed Obi-Wan.

  2. Angrier and Angrier Says:

    Peter Benchly, author of Jaws and The Deep, has died. Kind of disappointed that his cause of death wasn’t “shark.”

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11316124/

  3. 4-7 Says:

    Here’s one Cheney hunting trip liberals wish Justice Scalia did go on.

  4. Joe Loy Says:

    (j)awww! :> I liked Benchley’s seminal cinematic masterpiece. (I’m very Highbrow like that, y’know. :) Of course unlike You punks, I saw it when first released. :> Yes, me & all the other Students of Film were agog. :)

    but Saaaay, A&A, you keep Hijacking the Posts with sudden unrelated breaking-news Anouncements in the Comments, here. :) You’re the one converted the Silvio Berlusconi Jesus Christ Stupidstar post over to the Cheney Shotgun Board; now you’ve gone and grabbed off Brendan’s belated Cheneyblast post for the Requiem for Capting Quint. :) hee hee No No, j/k, fair A&A. ;>

    A propos of which, Angrier, on that other Thread you astutely said:

    “If I am correct, all shooting incidents must be reported by Hospitals to local authorities, so it is really odd Cheney’s office wouldn’t have put out a statement sooner” [than almost 24 hours afterward].

    I Agree. / Even if the Hospital reporting requirement (like many Other civilized rules :) Doesn’t Apply in Texas :>, it seems to me Dumb of Cheney’s office Not to have moved quickly to Get Ahead of what would inevitably be a Big story whenever it Did eventually Come Out. (I already made the nasty & uncalled-for Texas crack so I’ll Skip the Cheney’s Daughter one that’s just Begging at me, here :)

    IOW by not simply Announcing, of their own accord, what happened Saturday in South Texas, Cheney needlessly guaranteed questions ~ I think not Merely “raised eyebrows”, A&A ~ about Why the Hell Not?

    Brendan has suggested to me that maybe they wanted to wait ’til they had hospital confirmation that the poor wounded old gentleman was going to be OK ~ and, calculated that the media wouldn’t Run with the story until THEY has official Cheneyoffice confirmation of its veracity. / OK, seems a Plausible hypothesis, as far as it goes - but still: if that was the official Thinking, does it Go Far Enough? I.e., so then what if Cheney’s people did NOT get such medical reassurance, but Instead, got The Word that in fact the venerable Texas attorney was Severely injured, with prospects of some Permanent disability, etc.? [I’m not saying Mortally wounded because that seems to me rather Improbable from Birdshot.] If we assume that they were Waiting to hear he was OK, it would appear to Follow that they weren’t sure whether he Was, or Would be. In which case, what would they have said if he Wasn’t? Nothing? Ever??

    Nay. They should have come Out with it, as Pronto as Possible.

    Per present reports, it sounds like the Veep ~ a canny veteran birdhunter ~ was not the one at Fault. They say he was tracking the Flight of the Quail in his sights when Woops! up pops the unannounced Attorney at Just the wrong time. / Absent any evidence of such, I do Not assume that the Cheneymen were Hiding something Evil. I suspect they were simply Hiding, out of Habit. These guys live by the Code of Omerta all the time. So, they just did what comes Naturally: keep it Quiet. / Alas. Now they must Account.

  5. Andrew Leyden Says:

    Bush Sr’s Secretary of Commerce died in a rodeo accident.

    Bush Jr’s VP shoots a guy while hunting birds.

    Kind of makes you wonder about the fate of the guy who is going to end up marrying one of the Bush twins…

  6. Vince Foster Says:

    Makes you wonder, indeed.

  7. Andrew Says:

    lol

  8. Not Andrew (in case Bea asks) Says:

    Kind of makes you wonder about the fate of the guy who is going to end up marrying one of the Bush twins…

    I’m willing to tempt that fate.

    Mmmmm Barbara.

  9. dcl Says:

    there are a lot of girls I would much rather tempt fait with Andrew…

  10. JO Says:

    The problem was they were hunting quail and Cheney yelled DUCK!! They guy didn’t.

    I know, I know, don’t quit my day-job. :-)

  11. dcl Says:

    no no, the real question is, is there such a crime as: attempted involuntary manslaughter? or how about, involuntary assault with a deadly weapon? or is the worst we can get tricky dick on something like mishandling a firearm?

  12. Alasdair Says:

    Hey - it’s *you* loony liberal left guys that have driven poor Mr Cheney to this, to prove that he is not only not beholden to his contributors, he’s actually willing to cull the herd …

    (grin)

    Now let’s see who on the loony liberal left can top that by bagging George Soros !

  13. Joe Mama Says:

    Cheney was rumored to have moved in for the death blow, but was stopped by secret service men who intervened.

    How fortunate is Pat Leahy that the worst he got was an f-bomb?!

  14. David Says:

    Those of you who are frequent visitors around here and know how much disdain I have for the Bush administration may want to sit down.

    The left and the media are being completely stupid regarding this incident. I keep hearing stories about “It happened on Saturday but we didn’t know about it til Sunday, why did they keep it secret for 24 hours”, etc.

    Are you kidding me? Who cares how long they kept it secret for. Unless he did something illegal like intentionally shoot the guy this is not scandal worthy. Huntin accidents happen and other than the people involved and the relavent park and/or saftey officials I don’t see that it matters who else gets told or not told.

    So unless he is trying to get convicted of a lighter crime so he can go to a nice minimum security prison before he gets impeached for leaking classified information and sent to Gitmo :-) I don’t see what the big deal is here.

  15. Alasdair Says:

    Perhaps the Veep decided that, since he’s not gonna get tossed out for the Scooter thing, he had to do a Shooter thing, to make room for VP Rice … ?

  16. Alasdair Says:

    David - what I am finding truly mind-boggling is the MSM pissing and moaning that no-one spoon-fed them the story for 24 hours …

    Where were the Ace Reporters of the MSM (TM) during that 24 hour period ? Did they rationalise that, since the Veep had actually hit something on a hunting trip, they couldn’t report on what might have been a Good Thing for a Republican ?

    (grin)

  17. Joe Mama Says:

    Funniest take yet (from http://corner.nationalreview.com):

    “Just imagine if chutzpah destabilized the space-time continuum. Then imagine Ted Kennedy taking to the floor of the Senate to denounce Cheney’s accident reporting protocols. Space and time would fold in on themselves in the well of the Senate and while Ted would vanish in a fzzztt…spork! and a burst of ozone, maybe a cool pterodactyl or woolly mammoth would escape through the rip in existence and terrorize the capitol.”

  18. dcl Says:

    No, what I find interesting where are all the people on the loony right demanding an investigation? I mean if it is a guy that clearly commits suicide in a park with a note that needs a major criminal investigation, but when the vice president shoots someone that doesn’t? Just saying.

  19. 4-7 Says:

    Senator Kennedy requested that his comments on the floor be entered into the record before the universe imploded:

    “Gulp Glub Glurb. This administration continues to show it’s disdain for transparency by not coming to the newsmedia immediately with an acknowledgement of the vice president’s reckless and negligent actions. Blurgh blug gurgle.”

  20. Joe Mama Says:

    The WH press corps was foaming at the mouth about this, especially David Gregory from NBC (http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/news_theswamp/2006/02/no_lights_no_ca.html):

    Why was the White House relying on a Texas rancher to get the word of Cheney’s hunting accident out over the weekend, asked Gregory, accusing McClellan of “ducking and weaving.”

    “David, hold on… the cameras aren’t on right now,” McClellan replied. “You can do this later.”

    “Don’t accuse me of trying to pose to the cameras,” the newsman said, his voice rising somewhat. “Donít be a jerk to me personally when Iím asking you a serious question.”

    “You don’t have to yell,” McClellan said.

    “I will yell,” said Gregory, pointing a finger at McClellan at his dais. “If you want to use that podium to try to take shots at me personally, which I donít appreciate, then I will raise my voice, because thatís wrong.”

    “Calm down, Dave, calm down,” said McClellan, remaining calm throughout the exchange.

    “I’ll calm down when I feel like calming down,” Gregory said. “You answer the question.”

    “I have answered the question,” said McClellan, who had maintained that the vice president’s office was in charge of getting the information out and worked with the ranch owner to do that. “I’m sorry you’re getting all riled up about.”

    “I am riled up,” Gregory said, “because youíre not answering the question,”

    McClellan insisted he understood that reporters deserve an answer.

    “I think you have legitimate questions to ask,” the press secretary said. “The vice presidentís office was the one that took the lead to get this information out… I donít know what else to tell you… That’s my answer.”

    Video:

    http://michellemalkin.com/archives/004545.htm

    I think McClellan on balance has been a lousy press secretary, but he looked downright Jeffersonian next the that insufferable ass Gregory. What a riot!

  21. Again, Not Andrew (Get it righ Says:

    there are a lot of girls I would much rather tempt fait with Andrew…

    Are you saying that if you had a chance to marry into the Gore or Kennedy family (or other equally powerful Democratic family… the Daleys, perhaps?), you wouldn’t strongly consider it?

    Barbara is no model, but she’s cute enough for the chance to marry into a political dynasty.

  22. dcl Says:

    Andrew, I would prefer to strongly consider the person in question.

  23. Bea Says:

    Andrew, shut up already.

  24. Bea Says:

    Andrew, shut up already.

  25. 4-7 Says:

    we’re through the looking glass here people. This will be the defining moment of our lives - this cover-up thing is bigger than Enron. What are they still not telling us about this “accidental” “shooting” on a “hunting” “trip” ? Why wasn’t the birdshot being used to combat avian flu ? Did the Bush Administration convert Katrina funds for use in building a Dyson Sphere ? Why can’t somebody rerun Acapulco H.E.A.T. ? When will Big Wolf on Campus be available on DVD ?

  26. Alasdair Says:

    It gets even better, folks …

    The name of the county where this took place is … ???

    Kennedy County …

    It’s just another plot of the infamous nano-left-wing-conspiracy (NLWC ™)


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