The Charlotte Observer (subscription required) throws cold water on the wildest fantasies of every heterosexual man in America:
One of the two former Carolina Panthers cheerleaders arrested over the weekend in a Tampa nightclub denies the pair were having sex in a restroom stall, her lawyer said Tuesday. …Peter Anderson, [Renee] Thomas’ attorney, issued a statement Tuesday:
“This was an unfortunate incident which has generated numerous rumors and inaccurate facts. Miss Thomas denies all allegations of any sexual conduct. … Miss Thomas apologizes to everyone affected by the incident including the Carolina Panthers, the City of Charlotte, Ms. Holden and the Tampa Police Department.”
Melissa Holden is the woman whom police say Thomas punched. She has a black eye.
Another woman, Jennifer Chaconas, told the Observer Tuesday that she was in the bathroom and believes the cheerleaders were not having sex. She said she could tell the women were dressed and the brunette — later identified as [Angela] Keathley — told the angry crowd her friend was having a problem.
“They are in enough trouble,” she said. “I don’t want them getting smeared.”
Three other witnesses told police they believed the women were engaged in sexual activity.
Well, by my count, the “lesbian sex” story is still ahead, 3 to 2. (The lawyer doesn’t count; only his client does.) And when you consider that the entire heterosexual male population of the planet is surely voting for “lesbian sex,” it’s gotta be more like 3,000,000,003 to 2, right? Whatever, we win. :)
Meanwhile…
Penthouse magazine is trying to convince them to pose nude.Kathleen Berzon, a spokeswoman for the adult publication, said the magazine is “working very diligently to achieve its goal of shooting a nude pictorial” of the former cheerleaders. She would not say how much money the magazine had offered the women.
Rest assured, BrendanLoy.com will diligently stay on top of this story. :)
UPDATE: In other “news“:
In light of the news that two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested after having sex with each other in a nightclub bathroom over the weekend, the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders have challenged Carolina’s TopCats to a pay-per-view “Skank-Off” with the hopes of regaining their reputation as the NFL’s skankiest cheer squad.
Heh.
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November 9th, 2005 at 6:51:03 pm
“Rest assured, BrendanLoy.com will diligently stay on top of this story. :)”
Yeah your Wife will loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee that
Andrew H.
November 9th, 2005 at 7:43:08 pm
“…BrendanLoy.com will diligently stay on top…”
Yeah. BrendanLoy.com Wishes. ;> waw haw haw NOOOO nono / Brendan, you have tenaciously covered this story from Bottom to Top ;-] & we know you’ll stick with it like a Dog with a Bone. :} Woof. ;>
November 9th, 2005 at 8:02:54 pm
They can deny it all they want, but I recognize true love when I see it.
And nothing says “LOVE” like two drunken skank cheerleaders lezzing out in a bathroom stall!
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November 9th, 2005 at 8:19:01 pm
‘course Blondie’s denying it now, how else does she face her parents?
When’s the last time you saw two young women travel alone together, two states away, for a football game?? Never been done before — except by lesbians.
November 9th, 2005 at 8:22:57 pm
ummmmm…. hot lesbians…. almost as rare as the spotted owl….
November 9th, 2005 at 9:55:57 pm
Relax, they were probably just doing lines of coke off the toilet seat. The making out and whatnot doesn’t come into play until much later in the evening.
November 9th, 2005 at 9:56:28 pm
Doing lines of coke and moaning loudly, perhaps?
November 9th, 2005 at 10:31:00 pm
Preeverts, all o’ youse. :>
“…moaning loudly, perhaps?” Perhaps. Severe constipation can be quite Painful y’know. :)
November 10th, 2005 at 3:18:45 am
You all act as if this was not normal!!
November 10th, 2005 at 6:04:09 am
I feel a campaign slogan coming out of all this when Bredan first decides to run for office: “Brendan Loy, Fighting for Your Sexual Freedom!!”…..or how about…”VOTE BREDAN LOY! A PAIR OF LESBIANS IN EVERY BATHROOM STALL!”
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November 10th, 2005 at 10:20:03 am
*rolls her eyes*
November 10th, 2005 at 1:51:37 pm
Wrongful termination lawsuit… thank you, that is all…