So, Becky, being her ever-helpful self, decided on Friday that she wanted to do something to inspire me to stay on task during these last days before final exams. And because I’m a 23-going-on-16-year-old male, “inspiration” means one thing… boobies. :)
Becky’s plan: to make me a series of study-encouragement collages featuring helpful slogans surrounded by hot naked women. The slogans are such phrases as, for example, “Studying is sexy” and “Come on, Baby! You know you want to STUDY.” The idea, I guess, is that not only does Becky want me to study, but all of these hot naked women want me to study, too.
Some might suggest that the presence of such “boobie-ful” collages would be more of a distraction than a study aid (and this blog post would seem to support that argument), but I gotta say, there is a rather powerful subliminal message conveyed by repeatedly seeing the word “study” surrounded by a sea of breasts. :)
Anyway, we went on a pilgrimage Friday afternoon to Borders, and bought some magazines (link to SFW but risque photo) for this unique arts-and-crafts project. (Remember, this was all Becky’s idea!) Then we came home and, while I studied future interests and the rule against perpetuities, Becky set to work cutting out pictures of hot babes and combining them with her printed study slogans to create the collages.
Let me just say, the final product is a sight to behold. :) Here is a very tightly cropped sample of her handiwork:
I love Becky. :)
In keeping with “family website” rules, I’m not posting the full collages (sorry, guys)… but I will make an exception for the extremely funny one that’s taped on the TV screen. (We’re on a self-imposed TV ban until finals are over.)
WARNING: The following link goes to a photo that is definitely NSFW! Do not click the link unless you want to (and are legally allowed to) see pictures of naked female breasts!
Heh.
P.S. Not all of Becky’s study-encouragement posters are NSFW. Here’s another one she made:
Speaking of which, for the sake of that bunny, I’d better wrap up this post and get back to Property…
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Categories: Babes, Boobs & Sex, My Life
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April 25th, 2005 at 2:09:29 am
ROFL!!!!!!! I love it!
April 25th, 2005 at 2:13:24 am
By the way, you can count on me not visiting your website at work for a couple of days until this post drops off your front page and “Page 2″.
April 25th, 2005 at 2:16:23 am
Hmm… perhaps I’ll move the photos into the Extended Entry.
April 25th, 2005 at 2:17:05 am
Andrew, this will NEVER happen to you.
April 25th, 2005 at 2:18:09 am
LOL Bea. :)
Andrew, I moved the images down below the fold… will that keep the Boeing thought police off your back? :)
April 25th, 2005 at 2:29:05 am
Brendan - - you are the only human I have ever met who has a website with a fish cam, some real controversy that makes people lose their minds, and now, boobs. Sometimes I think www.brendanloy.com is like the twilight zone. Good luck on your tests, we’re almost done!
April 25th, 2005 at 2:37:46 am
Sometimes I think www.brendanloy.com is like the twilight zone.
LOL… that is so going on my quote list!
April 25th, 2005 at 2:40:18 am
I think I’m safe, from one B at least. ;-)
April 25th, 2005 at 7:09:29 am
ROFL!!!!!!! I love it!
April 25th, 2005 at 7:13:24 am
By the way, you can count on me not visiting your website at work for a couple of days until this post drops off your front page and “Page 2″.
April 25th, 2005 at 7:16:23 am
Hmm… perhaps I’ll move the photos into the Extended Entry.
April 25th, 2005 at 7:17:05 am
Andrew, this will NEVER happen to you.
April 25th, 2005 at 7:18:09 am
LOL Bea. :)
Andrew, I moved the images down below the fold… will that keep the Boeing thought police off your back? :)
April 25th, 2005 at 7:29:05 am
Brendan - - you are the only human I have ever met who has a website with a fish cam, some real controversy that makes people lose their minds, and now, boobs. Sometimes I think www.brendanloy.com is like the twilight zone. Good luck on your tests, we’re almost done!
April 25th, 2005 at 7:37:46 am
<i>Sometimes I think www.brendanloy.com is like the twilight zone.</i>
LOL… that is <i>so</i> going on my quote list!
April 25th, 2005 at 7:40:18 am
I think I’m safe, from one B at least. ;-)
April 25th, 2005 at 12:32:08 pm
lemme guess…you’re enjoying boobies instead of Property lecture, eh?
April 25th, 2005 at 1:42:34 pm
We OWN Brendan (and Blackacre).
April 25th, 2005 at 5:32:08 pm
lemme guess…you’re enjoying boobies instead of Property lecture, eh?
April 25th, 2005 at 6:42:34 pm
We OWN Brendan (and Blackacre).
April 26th, 2005 at 5:38:03 am
“…pilgrimage Friday afternoon to Borders…”
“Pilgrimage,” indeed. I’ve heard of The Pyramids but Mount Zion, those Ain’t. :) They sell that stuff at Border’s? Does the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith know about this? More importantly, does Senator Frist? :)
Rebecca, you are a Princess among Persons. :) Now why didn’t I think of this during The High School Years? :) Oh. Ohyeah. I didn’t want to bust up my Stash. (Heh-heh. That’s it. Yeh-yeh. He said “bust.” Heh-heh. :)
April 26th, 2005 at 10:38:03 am
<i>”…pilgrimage Friday afternoon to Borders…”</i>
“Pilgrimage,” indeed. I’ve heard of The Pyramids but Mount Zion, those Ain’t. :) <i>They sell that stuff at <b>Border’s?</b></i> Does the Congregation of the Doctrine of the Faith know about this? More importantly, does Senator Frist? :)
Rebecca, you are a Princess among Persons. :) Now why didn’t <b>I</b> think of this during The High School Years? :) Oh. Ohyeah. I didn’t want to bust up my Stash. (<i>Heh-heh. That’s it. Yeh-yeh. He said “bust.” Heh-heh. :)</i>